Spread the Zork Revolution and This Could be You
Be famous! Be green! Here's how to get on the cover of Zork Planet

Orphan Grizzly Bear Cub Video
I have am fascinated by these beautiful creatures. We do not have such big animals on Zork Planet. Remember, animals are Earthlings too!

Zork Planet - Join the Revolution!
The best green social network!Goal is 1 million people to make 5 small changes in their daily lives to help save the planet

It's the Recession, Didiot!: UFO Recession Tip 81– Minimalize Your Wardrobe
Earthling, we are aliens, not financial experts. Our species evolved past using money many millenniums ago. We know nothing about sub-prime mortgages, credit swaps and other mumbo jumbo terms that humans use on Wall Street. But we have seen many...

Zork Green Tip 31 - Tree Hugs Instead of Bear Hugs
They make oxygen for you for free. They give shelter to your Earthling animal friends. Humans should form tree hug clubs all over the Earth.

Zork says: Meditate Your Way through the Recession
Meditation is not corny or weird. Most advanced species in the galaxy meditate. It has also been around on your planet for over five thousand years.

Zork's Recession Tip 81– Minimalist Wardrobe
funny recession tips from alien zork

Zork Green Tip 30 - Adjust Your Thermostat
fun green tips from green alien Zork