Getting trolled by the waitress at Coyotes for appearing to be gay with @nikz as we have lunch together

OH: Excuse me, waitress ... could you put some more alcohol in this drink? #LOLZ

@cafemom no my waitress at waffle house says she put hers up already

@LookyDaddy Thank you...I'll be here all week. Try the veal and make sure you tip your waitress 'cuz she's broke.

saw a friend realize that a waitress had short-changed her, but instead of being angry she chocked it up to an honest mistake. #compassion

RT @cindylinsf: @phxREGuy just got called out by the waitress for drinking too slow. Quit tweeting and drink! #nar09 (via @mattcase) LOL!

Strip club waitress Nicole Zammit turns federal witness: [link] Strip club waitress Nicole Zammit turns feder.. http://bit.ly/2Jkl8L

you're so in...Papi. RT @mikewhang The hispanic waitress just called me 'papi' ... What does that mean?

@DrRus Similar to @gstovall but "Checking out" the waiter or waitress.

wants to see: 014- Bella: Two lost souls -- Nina (Tammy Blanchard), a pregnant, unmarried waitress.. http://bit.ly/3yhaIw

Svc at Harry's Sports Bar in No. Haven Holiday Inn 2nite was terrible, but waitress, Tiana, saved the day. Free order of wings. She rocks.

At a busy Sushi restaurant with only one waitress and one chef for the entire place. Clientele are looking at each other in disbelief.

our waitress at Carrabba's is nice but not very honest about the portion sizes

Apparently I'm a waitress. I took the order, placed the order, served the food, got refills. I better get a good tip!

She showed amazing courage. RT @wisekaren: Former waitress at our local pub was hero at Fort Hood: http://bit.ly/42WlaV

@bethlovesbolly - oh, I haven't seen Waitress - must look it up! :) Thanks for the tip. Suspect a gawking session is coming up!

RT @BethHarte: LOL! The waitress just asked @Firebelly if he wanted "wudder." I had to translate... Water. ;-) Ah, Philly slang...(so great)

OH: "You drank a shitload of really cheap beer last night and you're hung over as hell; what do you order?" -@umpump to the TGIF waitress

Quirky NyTimes video/story: Ms. Nesciur, 30, a waitress, walks up to 90 miles a week in New York's neighborhoods. http://tinyurl.com/y9qb8ch

@GoodInkInc dude get your lingo right. We tweeted about the dippy waitress.

Beer + Britsh pub = awesome. Dippiest waitress ever!

@jenneticmod exactly! If your date treats the waitress like crap they'll end up treating you like crap.

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RT @SuzeOrmanShow NOV 3rd IS THE DAY_ SEE ME BEING A WAITRESS- WATCH THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW.. I HAVE A WAITRESS UNIFORM ON_ LEGS SHOWING EEK

@Ted_Striker32 Yeah...I want the waitress with the accent...

send out a search party... our waitress is missing!!

Just walked by a restaurant on Congress where the waitress was standing at the window cleaning her ear out with her pen. LUNCHTIME!

Hey waitress! There is a spam ad in my soup! - http://bit.ly/73VKO

RT @jamesfarrar True story. A veggie in Munich restaurant: 'I'm a veggie. What do you recommend?' Waitress: 'I recommend you leave Munich'.

RT @jamesfarrar True story. A veggie in Munich restaurant: 'I'm a veggie. What do you recommend?' Waitress: 'I recommend you leave Munich'.

New Funny Video - Chef Serves Surprise Thong: A cute waitress brings out something that will s.. http://bit.ly/e6O9k

Is it faster to tweet the waitress?

OH: waitress: "Kopi-o upside". She meant kopi-o (coffee with no milk) *upsized*.

Ok. 3rd attempt at getting the waitress to bring me just a plain brownie. No ice cream. No whipped cream. ????