He is probably the only vampire that has no balls.

Man Bella is stupid fuck the Vampire that WareWolf boy Jacob is phyne as hell stick w/ the Wolf Boy

Someone who loves Eric Northman as much as me http://ericnorthman.tumblr.com/post/188973883/whytheyrehot-why-hes-hot-hes-a-vampire

"MAKE ME A VAMPIRE. NOW. AWW COME ONNN I WANNA BEEE A VAMPIIIRRRRE MAKE ME ONNNE. HOW BOUT NOW? NOW? NOOOOOW?" Bella you're so DEEP.

@fansoftwilight Vampire Spotted: a 40-yo Man Bites Teen at 'New Moon' http://su.pr/1CQvKd @NewMoonResource

@flackboy Of course there's always this vampire too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xunXQPEcoHM

@FreshPres dang r u a vampire or sothing the getting ready 2 come back up now and u just now trying to sleep lol btw Im in the QC lol

Maria's account of Bella during New Moon: "I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE MAKE ME A VAMPIRE I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE HOW BOUT NOW HOW BOUT NOW HUNH HUNH?"

@geminianeyes Sure...and while I'm at it, maybe I should throw in some sparkle for my vampire too eh?

@achillz betul! XD vampire pucet aja *dipisuhin pecinta new moon*

@serafinowicz "sparkly vampire" or any combination of the words thereof, please, I need respite from the Twilight craziness!

Ebriga Black as Vampire

What's the biggest Market Bubbles?, Japan Real Estate 80's, Tech stock 90's, US house sales early 02-08's, Vampire movies now?

RT @theisb: And that's the end of Chapter 1. To sum up: Girl moves to town, vampire gets boner. #chrisvstwilight (via @abosco)

Is it the extra chilly Vitamin Water or the delicious Vampire Weekend cover of Exit Music (for a film) that gives me goosebumps?

Is it the extra chilly Vitamin Water or the delicious Vampire Weekend cover of Exit Music (for a film) that gives me goosebumps?

New Moon, Old Problems
So, I got to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Sunday, after having waited for it a good chunk of Saturday.  As you can see by its $140 million dollar opening weekend, it was very popular.  Frightening popular, given the unsubtle message the movie has...

If Twilight were real, I'd totally be a vampire. Alice can HAVE my neck.

My wife loves me. She's going to see the shiny vampire movie today... while I'm at work. YAY!

'New Moon' Shines, But Can't Overtake 'Dark Knight': The vampire and werewolf movie "The Twilight Saga: New Moo.. http://bit.ly/5NBrix

I'd really like to get my $12 bucks back in the from of punches to that douche vampire from Twilight. I knew it was gonna suck but WOW!

@randyarcher Odd. I'm a Twitter Vampire now.

@Shelley_Rae Haha. Thanks. Funny thing is, I don't see a thing. Maybe I'm the Twitter equivalent of a Vampire.

COUNT F*CKING CHOCULA is a better Vampire - http://digs.by/qjf

OMIGOD PAPA EDWARD IS SO HOOOOOOOOOT. I WANT A VEGETARIAN, DISCOBALL VAMPIRE AS MY HUSBANDDDDD. http://plurk.com/p/2q6by2

"Even tho you're a vampire, you're still my brother." XD

I am not getting all this Vampire Werewolf stuff..especial this werewolf after virgin vampires what is that about?

@Thiefree ...if Patrick Bateman was a Vampire

@Thiefree Although I will say I wish I was a vampire, not the Twilight wuss version closer to the Buffy version.

Can someone explain to me why a vampire woudl waste time on a strung out drama junkie liek "Bella" ?

Wow, even Timbaland is a vampire. Why is this obsession taking over music?

@olinerd You sound suspiciously similar to a vampire who's just claimed 2 more victims... "Yesssssssss"

Video: Vampire Weekend - Cousins (CLIP) http://tumblr.com/xbo46s6zf

#Etsy Poster Sketch of the week: Vampire and Werewolf Jewelry NOT Inspired by Twilight New Moon. Enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/ydr3p7x