@skydiver Obviously my padded bra was a threat to the TSA in London as they went under it & patted down my mammillas.

@skydiver Connection at ORD. TSA refuses to allow earlier flight on grounds baggage not along. Arrive home late, baggage took earlier flight

The TSA and AirTran work overtime to encourage and abet 9/11s every day: http://is.gd/5asv2 #tcot #tlot #a4a #islam #jihad

25 min security line at ABC gates #pdx airport but zero wait at D and E - Send some TSA over there! #DUH

Keychain screwdrivers of stern utilitarian beauty
R. "Diesel Sweeties" Stevens sez, "These steel keychain-mounted screwdrivers are the ultimate in unbranded, unbreakable gadget gifts. I've had mine since the summer and they work like a charm and make great boxcutters. Planning to pick up a few more...

according to the tsa, you're still required to remove laptops from carry-ons. that means the cads at oak/sfo are lazy and breaking protocol.

just added the Farahdan sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

just added the Beating wildlly sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

RT @pimoo123 RT @ifew: http://twitpic.com/rb0lv - view from tsim tsa tsui hk / Symphony of light ?//yess

BLI apparently didn't have space for all the new TSA security theatre, so they put a mobile home on the tarmac. Deluxe!

just added the Livestrong sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

just added the Peace sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

The TSA wants to remind you that pies are OK, cranberry sauce is not | @Gadling Gadling.com http://bit.ly/6220Bw itsmescotty

@macstarr Surprised TSA didn't steal it. You could wrap up a kilo of powdered Cheddar into a brick for TSA to find http://bit.ly/7VhF8c

Ever notice how bad airport food is behind the security checkpoint? Is Flavor on the TSA banned substance list?

Passengers Musati and Xian you have been "randomly" selected by the TSA.

just added the Nissan sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

just added the GT-R sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

just added the Greenpeace sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

SAN TSA screening consistency score: 50/100=F. Me: 3oz bottle breastmilk - got "tested" Ana: 3oz bottle breastmilk - nothing...I feel safe!

just added the Christerical sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

What Can You Bring on the Plane With You These Holidays?
I often carry with me through airport security more than 3 ounces of toothpaste, in the hopes that I can helpfully explain to a TSA agent that toothpaste is not a gel, aerosol, or liquid, but is—by definition—a paste. Sadly, they have yet to try to...

Love this via Boing Boing: http://bit.ly/4Gzhi5 TSA disallows snowglobes cause they can't determine how much liquid is in them.

just added the You Eated My CheezBurger sticker to my Twitter profile. http://www.twables.com/twickersticker?c=tsa

That Which Shall Not Be Named
For the past couple of months there has been an elephant in the room.  Everywhere I turn, there it is.  I try to avoid looking it in the eye.  It sees and looks away.  I avoid talking to it.  It walks to the corner and sits down.  But still, there...

"Did you pack yet?""Yep. Underwear. Check. Cisco Catalyst 3650G Metro Switch? Check. Toothbrush? Check.""TSA is going to love you."

I arrived at BTV this morning before TSA opens for the day. That makes sense. Who in their right mind would be at an airport @ 4 AM?