My Chemical Romance should rework their hit "Teenagers" and name it "Toddlers" instead. Which stage is worse, toddler or teenager?

Natalie Portman was boring teenager - http://tinyurl.com/ykzmy3r

RT @STOVESforRWANDA: @lyksumlikrish I'm the teenager raising $ for stoves for Rwandan kids http://bit.ly/34qRsP Plse help-4 hours remain.

Uhg ... noisy teenager in the house ... good thing I'm going to be in a closet.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.#quote #quotes #humor

Need teenager to help me set up my new Wii.....

RT @Bash: Why this Dutch teenager (@mpoppel) could be the next Rupert Murdoch http://bit.ly/6gi2xZ /via @BenLaMothe

Teen held in connection with fatal stabbing of deaf man: By TANEKA THOMPSON A TEENAGER is helping police with their... http://bit.ly/6SlK8u

Teenager shot dead after Russian roulette game goes bad http://bit.ly/8Ea5iT

Teenager shot dead after Russian roulette game goes bad: Three St. Paul teenagers survived a game of Russian roulet... http://bit.ly/8vAnoc

Teenager's twitter feed sold to news organisation|A Twitter feed with 1.5 million followers has been taken over .. http://oohja.com/x3fgr

Teenager's twitter feed sold to news organisation: A Twitter feed with 1.5 million followers has been taken o... http://tinyurl.com/y8pm8df

@iMorpheus You were not even a teenager in 1978!

E Publishing - Nutrition and Your Teenager: Food is the fuel for our bodies, providing the nutrients and energy we need http://url4.eu/rWBW

this pregnancy is making me break out like a hormonal teenager!! ACK!!

Happy Birthday @tay12313. Wow I can't believe you are a teenager now! Holy Crap!!!!

Happy Birthday @tay12313. Wow I can't believe you are a teenager now! Holy Crap!!!!

@jiminthemorning Last time I went to the library was to borrown the Haynes Teenager manual

Police Child Abuse: Stupid Cop Arrests Innocent Teenager http://ry9kn.th8.us

PC Mac and online games for Christmas
My husband and I will be starting our Christmas shopping this week. We aren’t going to be going all out this year, simply because we can’t afford it, but we’ll still get some gifts for the kids in the family and a few close...

@sarahjurado Ha! People always think I'm a teenager too. Could be worse I guess.

I have never been a teenager. I was assembled in my current form in a factory.

@JoGiesbrecht I agree, Twitter is going through some growth; much like teenager that is trying to find her way.

BBC News UK honour killing 'wake-up call': The case of a teenager allegedly murdered by her own family is a "wake-u... http://bit.ly/7257an

RT @Exiledsoul: The dark side of the internet - Fourteen years ago, a pasty Irish teenager... http://tumblr.com/xli4cuykf

#Bullying caused a Teenager his life: http://su.pr/1gJ6vR via @MarchiP

Trial Ad (and other) Notes: Forensic Facebook: 11, 2009) on a Harlem teenager whose Facebook status update help.. http://bit.ly/5llXj2

Wow, this is pretty darn awesome! What I wish I'd known when I was a teenager http://ow.ly/GYCK (from @mikedesjardins)

Teenager just tried to text a msg to someone's home phone. Not all phones are cell phones my child.

I've been talking about wanting to move 2 NYC since I was a teenager. I think 2010 is the yr 2 do it or finally shut up about it.

- Make Funny Videos Is The Ways For Teenager To Make Money http://tinyurl.com/yz63vo9

If I take off my makeup and wear an oversized tee I still look like a metalhead teenager. http://dailybooth.com/u/15dg1

Atheism is a phase you go through when you are a teenager? I resent that #iq2atheism

had one of those 'parent of a teenager' nights - still a little fuzzy this morn..

Holy Crap! Just went shopping with the now teenager and I still can't believe I have a 13 year old!

@joannasb this one is 11, my younger one 8. My eldest (Son) will be a teenager in a couple of weeks. We're waiting for the "Kevin" moment!