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Robin Green
Robin Green posted a tweet
Well, ok then. If Chavez is bitching about BHO mebbe homie ain't completely bad. http://bit.ly/87JUMG (sed with straight face) #tcot
 
michael S
michael S posted a tweet
Hannah Marie reports with a straight face that her bedroom is over run by Elves, she has asked that I investigate, need Elves Busters
 
Jay Fleischman, Esq.
Jay Fleischman, Esq. posted a tweet
@remarkablogger Yeah but then you've got to say stuff like, "But it's a dry heat," with a straight face.
 
Savagemike
Savagemike posted a tweet
ieatcatlitter: I find it hilarious that a conservative can call a liberal stupid with a straight face. Most... http://tumblr.com/xkw4rg18x
 
Cheryl B
Cheryl B posted a tweet
"Then comes the president.With a well-practiced, straight face,he tells lie after lie as if he actuallybelieved what hewas saying were true"
 
Avartsy
Avartsy posted a tweet
@queenofblending omg!hilarious! dont know how u kept a straight face & crunching on the candy cane i just about died from laughing!loved it!
 
foobar
foobar posted a tweet
"It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens."
 
delindo-rizkalindo
delindo-rizkalindo posted a tweet
"It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens."
 
Hung Lee
Hung Lee posted a tweet
lol well done George Aligiah for keeping a straight face when rounding off his summary with the Tesco-discriminates-against-ginger-ppl story
 
tonyadam
tonyadam posted a tweet
LMAO! @stephencolbert has "Twatted" on the Today Show - http://bit.ly/4uI5An - (Love that he can't keep a straight face!)
 
harrylyme
harrylyme posted a tweet
@mjbwolf ques: how long canU get laughs w/telling people we need better (awesomeness, gooey) products/services (Duh!) in straight face? :D
 
joe v
joe v posted a tweet
@tom_watson Must be the Daily Mail buckling at the knees & showing an affectionate side.. *cough* Haha sorry I can't keep a straight face
 
Joe
Joe posted a tweet
@tom_watson Must be the Daily Mail buckling at the knees & showing an affectionate side.. *cough* Haha sorry I can't keep a straight face
 
JOE16
JOE16 posted a tweet
@tom_watson Must be the Daily Mail buckling at the knees & showing an affectionate side.. *cough* Haha sorry I can't keep a straight face
 
danzelikman
danzelikman posted a tweet
@I_heart_jazzy LOL, so I'm not the only one!? ;) <--- I couldn't keep a straight face for that tweet!
 
Mike O
Mike O'Hara posted a tweet
@zanthin5 I sincerely doubt you are saying that with a straight face. On the off chance - explain to me how Evolution is Faith based?
 
Mysticle
Mysticle posted a tweet
RT @kara_schwab i just used the word hubris in a sentence and wrote it with a straight face. man, i love words.
 
Weekly Niche Ideas
Weekly Niche Ideas posted a tweet
So True RT funnyoneliners If you can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's no room in management for you.
 
nitin c
nitin c posted a tweet
RT @abdur: RT @funnyoneliners: If you can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's no room in management for you.
 
R4MCST3R
R4MCST3R posted a tweet
Daily Toke If u can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's no room in management 4 u http://bit.ly/3y9DJA via @Hail_Mary_Jane
 
Chris Ainsworth
Chris Ainsworth posted a tweet
I miss Halloween already. It's the one day of the year I can open the door and say with a straight face, "what do you clowns want?" #fb
 
Brian Devine
Brian Devine posted a tweet
@mattklewis haha - good thing your icon has you smiling, bc no one could RT that with a straight face :)
 
David Blizzard
David Blizzard posted a tweet
RT @jillwhalen "Dear Google (again): How can I tell people that link farms don't work and keep a straight face"> Jill I feel your pain
 
J
J posted a tweet
is at a restaurant and I don't know how waitresses can say Beef Stroganoff with a straight face. Flip the 2 words and it even gets worse.