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Gwynstone posted tweets
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. ~ Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. ~ Steven Wright
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ~ steven wright
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. ~ Steven Wright
Mike Haydon posted tweets
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature -Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included -Steven Wright
gizillion posted a tweet
"There's a difference between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot." Steven Wright
Mike Haydon posted a tweet
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out -Steven Wright
Gwynstone posted tweets
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. ~ Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ~ steven wright
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. ~Steven Wright
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. ~ Steven Wright
TR posted a tweet
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Steven Wright
Gwynstone posted tweets
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. ~ Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ~ steven wright
Joanna M posted a tweet
RT @TwtMarketerPro: Heaven is by Grace. If it was by merit you'd stay out & your dog would go in. -Steven Wright #quote (not our dog...)
Gwynstone posted tweets
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. ~ Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ~ steven wright
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright
Derick Hewetson posted a tweet
Liked ""I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out." - Steven Wright" http://ff.im/-cxC9j
25 days ago
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| Topics: Steven..., walking down the..., eyeglasses, ff | Add twitter to your profileGwynstone posted tweets
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. ~ Steven Wright
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. ~Steven Wright
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.Steven Wright
Gwynstone posted a tweet
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright
30 days ago
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| Topics: Steven..., walking down the..., eyeglasses | Add twitter to your profileJulie N posted a blog entry
January 23: Steven Wright at Warner Theatre
Comedian Steven Wright is scheduled to play the Warner Theater on Saturday January 23rd, at 8 PM. Tickets are $39.50 each, or...
Comedian Steven Wright is scheduled to play the Warner Theater on Saturday January 23rd, at 8 PM. Tickets are $39.50 each, or...
Lyn A posted a tweet
I almost had a pyschic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. by Steven Wright
Al Donohue posted a tweet
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I love Steven Wright.
JustObserving posted a tweet
LOL!! RT @comedybot: I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright ☺
Carole Cross posted a tweet
RT @PING641jb Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steven Wright
