RT @janetlyon: #Bplus #change RT @ReformedBroker: Read This And Then Stab Your Eyeballs Out With a Pick Axe http://bit.ly/6BHEHl

lol @GregGutfeld saying "I want to stab them all and eat the penguin" #redeye

Sometimes, blogging makes me want to stab myself in the eye. The again, sometimes my kids do too and I still love them.

@sora2522 Hey at least you stab me in the leg! Thats something!

3 more to go *eye stab*

@s3anyb0y well i stab like air jordan in mw2 w/o my tongue sticking out

@princessleah7x Just stab some people and all will be well. Feel better kid.

@blindsquirrel42 I want to stab you in the eye with a fork and drive it in with a dictionary, so, yes. Yes you are

Taking a stab at writing personas. A lot of guesswork involved, unfortunately, but still interesting.

Way to excited about fridays post, it'll be hilarious, and everyone will want to stab us in the face. Quick Jeff! Put points in fighting!

Ron Ron is not here tonight. Re: @mindfeck: I hope Ron Artest isn't here. He'd stab me for supporting Cornell over St. John's.

So as the ping time of superiority meets the lag camper of annoyance so I stab this monday in the back and say Goodnight.

i'd stab ppl aftr 3hrs RT @fareologist 3 hours is the limit for being stuck on the tarmac so says Obama administration http://bit.ly/7RwKAH

@TylerCole1 I will even let you stab me.

@matigo You can scoop up large quantities of data or stab at individual files

@Kristinnuendo On the upside, nothing left to spring loose and stab you! #silverlining #stripminingit

@morphosaurus @SciencePunk "tired of just writing with your pens? Looking for something that can penetrate a femur? You need Stab-U-Write!"

I will stab my true friends in the front, this will kill them just as if I stab them in the back. They deserve it this way.

Here's one person's suggestion regarding those not interested in Avatar: RT @speNdl3 Stab them with a shoe.

RT @chiniehdiaz: LMAO! RT @ssowy: So they changed the song to Jai Ho remixed with O Come All Ye Faithful. Wait lang. I'll just go stab d DJ.

SAY WHAT? RT @vtbarrera: RT @boingboing Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises http://bit.ly/7UeRl7

Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penii. Yeech! Will it stop the infestations? http://su.pr/2VuODL

good tea & feeling less congested. 60% done with another stab at a remix. 99% done with new site design. #itmeansnothinguntilireach100

The BlackBerry Simulator makes me want to stab something. How do people develop for this POS platform?

@eshonkwiler haha ok, i'll take a stab at it and link you to an upload.

Curlz MT is becoming the new Comic Sans in my book. *stab*

Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises http://j.mp/55bDDe

@Marrrrcussss It's just painful to watch him take a stab at punditry. I'm always like, Jesse, no. Stick to preachin'!

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@nicolemarie210 see? hormones is the reason i stay clear of pregnant girls. at some point they always wanna stab me. lol

The fact that Google Chrome actually uses the term "Aw Snap" makes me want to boycott the program. And stab it. With sharp stabby objects.

At the rate this is going...it'll take a week for these pictures to finish uploading to Facebook. I hate Facebook. STAB FACEBOOK. JESUS.

@MommyGeekology Just stab him "a little". (Spellink fale, b4. sorryz.)

Me too! RT @austinkleon When the ball drops, I'm gonna stab 2009 in the heart to make sure it's dead.

@jonjones Dude, that mix was a fail. Grab a knife and stab your friend! Btw, have you tried the Calimocho? http://tinyurl.com/6rqu23

@npbradshaw Do it, do it! Remember, stab 'em right in the heart & they'll turn to dust. Awesome.

We want video and pics if u do. @angelsherwin: "... to not reach over and stab him with my chopsticks."

RT @xCOUTURExME: mr. enqlishman! u kno I will stab u!< that's why I'm always stay strapped when I'm in the hood... Kevlar baby :]

RT @codinghorror lol @rexm "Did anyone seriously ever think facebook was not evil? Facebook will stab your grandma in the eye for a quarter"

nothing like having a friend stab u in the back oh well i guess we'll just have to show them how it done

Re: Flash. I'm probably thinking more of an ActionScripter. Functional Flash, not stab-with-a-blunt-spoon-flash-intros Flash

Oooow. My son just made me stab my brain through my nose. I was doing a pinky pick when he jammed my elbow.

Did #BJPenn just stab #DiegoSanchez with a knife? Jesus, that's a mancut.

#Santarchy is kind of my kryptonite, full of reds and mints. @Cristobat tried to stab out my heart with a giant candy cane.

@_david_sullivan Tell him to keep up the good work + if there is any truth at all about him wanting to take a stab at Terminator, he should!

People who read over my shoulder make me want to stab them. With a blunt object.

@onfoodandlife It makes me want to knock it over and stab it with a fork, on behalf of busy moms everywhere!

@Marklive ill stab you! LOL j/k