RT @kim: Do NOT try to get between a twitterer & their snark. That's like throwing rocks at Chuck Norris. =>(or it better be a big rock :-)

@ntaylor0909 for the perfect snark do it on a Mac :)

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@kidsvancouver Actually I'm liking 13 better than 5. Except this morning when he had to make his lunch & it was snark-o-rama.

She kicks butt & takes names. (Takes names & kicks butt?) Regardless, follow @rachyrach1 for all irreverent, fun, naughty, edgy snark

@stephpickett09 oops... thought you were at home when you posted that. sorry for the snark.

Grady Sizemore Nude Pictures Stolen from Girlfriend Brittany Binger | Snark Food: http://bit.ly/8gLZLp - #bradysizemore

<snark>DHS is really keeping us safe.</snark> "Miniatures Monsters Attack America" (reason.com) http://bit.ly/4pleeP

@bradyjfrey sorry to drop the conversation, tweeted and promptly fell asleep, so all snark was accidental :)

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A Very Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark http://bit.ly/4qBjqn

@Pistachio snark is good. This time of year can become oppressively saccharine

@Pistachio Snark on! We can take it. And if someone can't, you don't need them anyway.

"I'm a Fucking Genius" T-Shirt
So, when anyone asks you, "How the hell did you manage to figure that out? I've been working on that for a month!" You can just point to your t-shirt like the snarky motherfucking genius you are.

if anyone every runs low on snark or sarcasm, borrow some from @cfnoble.

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Can I possibly add any snark that does it justice? No, no I can't. So, just revel in the awesome: Zombie Matinee!! http://twitpic.com/pcu0f

Just lay back and think of it as a Vagina Added Tax
Hey ladies! Congressman Pete Sessions of Texas thinks you should pay more for your insurance because you chose to have all that crazy plumbing with its nook and crannies down there instead of a good old fashioned American penis.This was an unhealthy ...