A Very Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark http://bit.ly/4qBjqn

@MeganRascal oh right. I adhere more to the "service and snark" position and use "lmgtfy" instead

@Pistachio snark is good. This time of year can become oppressively saccharine

@Pistachio Snark on! We can take it. And if someone can't, you don't need them anyway.

@pprlis@TheSunQueen snark LOL you don't teach ppl to use that software do you? more snark ;)

@cutefont But we're so easy! </snark>

@alovething yay! :D Oh god, Chelsea/Jensen snark is RAD.

@redrummy A phrase @duncanmoon taught me seems to fit Carr: "Too clever by half." Love that. I do like snark, but it's gotta be well done.

"I'm a Fucking Genius" T-Shirt
So, when anyone asks you, "How the hell did you manage to figure that out? I've been working on that for a month!" You can just point to your t-shirt like the snarky motherfucking genius you are.

RT @Twitter_Tips: Dear RT Button inventor: Don't get between a twitterer & their snark—that's like throwing rocks at Chuck Norris …via @kim

@losangelista I thought I WAS the person w/the snark, turns out most ppl think I'm nice. I'm doing something wrong.

if anyone every runs low on snark or sarcasm, borrow some from @cfnoble.

RT @snowfl0w: http://bit.ly/43s2tI XSS Exploit found on Apple iTunes site… again << No. Unpossible! #snark

@LaPauliDice It was good-natured, informed snark. I get the pep talks too. Waaaay behind in the book department. #nanowriyr

Employing snark on a regular basis is like swallowing tiny amounts of battery acid. Might not kill you, but def erodes your quality of life.

Just voted LA Snark for Best Local Blog http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards

Janet Jackson Says Dr. Conrad Murray Killed Michael Jackson | Snark Food: http://bit.ly/4i96Z3 - #janetjackson #michael Jackson #musicmonday

@miccee @CourtneySit Because I haven't seen a good movie in such a long time. I'm showing withdrawal symptoms. (Sorry to be such a snark.)

Can I possibly add any snark that does it justice? No, no I can't. So, just revel in the awesome: Zombie Matinee!! http://twitpic.com/pcu0f

You kids behave.: I’m filling in on AdRants for a little stretch. Twice the snark, twice the fun. Believe. http://bit.ly/T3p2n

Blogging: Why the Green Silence on Brighton & Hove’s Bin Strike? http://is.gd/4ScYd (Hopefully with added snark as requested)

Just lay back and think of it as a Vagina Added Tax
Hey ladies! Congressman Pete Sessions of Texas thinks you should pay more for your insurance because you chose to have all that crazy plumbing with its nook and crannies down there instead of a good old fashioned American penis.This was an unhealthy ...