RT @moogyboobles Rage ATM? Honestly, there must be a better way to foil Simon Cowell than buying a record by an angry cash-dispenser

listening to William Hung Christmas Carol CD... it sucks... now on to David Hasslehoff's Christmas CD... I feel like Simon Cowell now.

Simon Cowell Topped The List Of 'Worst Celeb Hair': OneindiaSimon Cowell's haircut has topped a poll for the Worst... http://bit.ly/6LLVZh

@nickydenovan Cool. Incidentally, did you see Simon Cowell @BBCNewsnight last night?

Now that he has conquered the music industry Simon Cowell has decided he might go and try trivialise political debate http://bit.ly/4BZbCE

RT @shanerichmond: Rage Against the Machine number 2 in iTunes store, behind Simon Cowell's fuckpuppet. - great use of the word fuckpuppet

Its not only Simon Cowell your against, its the bad taste of the general public. You Know, the people who still buy CDs

@theknickermafia Surely then you are just doing what Simon Cowell tells you.. you can't win really.. other than not to buy anything.

Even though Simon Cowell has more money than the sea has salt, his production company has a shite logo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syco

Facebook closes Rage Against the Machine no1 group
Social networking site Facebook has apparently closed a group advocating 90s group Rage Against the Machine’s Killing In The Name Of as Christmas number 1 single. The group, which had over 750,000 members, was set up in opposition to TV talent sho The...

#MusicMonday: the X Factor, Joe McElderry, dancing, Simon Cowell and...Jedward! http://is.gd/5o0eT

BLOG POST: Would Simon Cowell say your website has the X Factor? http://ow.ly/169EiS

RT @markrock: Simon Cowell mentions the words politics & XFactor in the same breath & Newsnight thinks it's a story. How far we've fallen

"..." — just paraphrasing all the interesting things that came out of Simon Cowell's mouth during his Newsnight interview.

Simon Cowell is clearly a decent bloke.

Simon Cowell's face is like two currants dropped onto a plate of Spam

Simon Cowell @BBCNewsnight.

RT: @lordbonkers: Simon Cowell could do for British politics what he has done for British pop music. Ruin it

Interesting. Or something. - BBC News - X Factor's Simon Cowell wants to run election debates http://bit.ly/7Shgdb

RT @AlbertoNardelli: .@paulwaugh Apparently Simon Cowell will announce a new politics show on @bbcnewsnight - what he met Cameron about ;)

Wouldn't you pay £0.79 to be able to kick Simon Cowell in the *****? #timminchin for No1 at Xmas (not Xshit) http://bit.ly/6xxI5H

Nine Out of Ten People Shun Simon Cowell's Smile http://bit.ly/8cVEkm

Simon Cowell. Politics. Television. Telephone voting. Results are: crazy right wing madness lapped up by slacked jawed yokels.

Simon Cowell to run election debates, "subjects to including capital punishment." http://bit.ly/6z4x8H (via @rjstelling) Holy crap..!

[DailyMail]: Michael Jackson and Simon Cowell receive best internet 'buzz' of 2009... but Tiger Woods has some of t... http://ow.ly/169rVH

BBC News - Newsnight - Simon Cowell on his career, X Factor and Susan Boyle http://bit.ly/8kMyXv

Simon Cowell confirms reports that Mel B is being considered as judge - http://tinyurl.com/yccghea

*sign* rage against the machine catalogue is owned by SONY... AND SIMON COWELL... your still supporting him FFS

Would Simon Cowell say your website has the X Factor? http://ping.fm/X5rRW

@SalemBrokerMel You guys are all flying in the face of the Blog Idol judges..maybe they were the Simon Cowell of Blog Idol or something...

The decade that reality bit
The Noughties began with Big Brother – and ended with Saturday-night showdowns between ITV and the BBC. And when we weren't voting by text, we were using social networks, reading papers online, and wondering how we coped without Google2000 January In...

Pop svengali?: Simon Cowell talks to Newsnight about his TV shows

@jshawmiller Simon Cowell fails at everything except making huge sums of money....

Now at Umi for the Mindanao UK Christmas party. The deserts here look so tasty, tempting mmm... :) btw, Joe wins! And so does Simon Cowell.

RT @LStacey: RT @whatswhat_sian: Simon Cowell wins no matter which contestant wins <- Even if he has hair of a grizzly? http://bit.ly/6CZAKA

RT @RachelElnaugh: Yep you hit the nail on the head RT @SylviaTidyHarri: RT @Carlhopkins: And the winner is ... Simon cowell

Does this mean Cheryl is a better pop guru than Simon Cowell. She is two from two after all. #Xfactor

and the winner of this year's #xfactor is.... Simon Cowell!

Simon Cowell puts Macca through to the next round. A worthy winner then. #Xfactor

#xfactor What possessed Simon Cowell to choose this song? Dreadful.

Me vs Simon Cowell I'm live on ustream 8pm http://tinyurl.com/mm2r9w - http://bit.ly/4Lbqfz

Me vs Simon Cowell I'm live on ustream 8pm tonight http://tinyurl.com/mm2r9w

@georgiawonder I'm going to do a ustream at 8 - it's me versus Simon Cowell

65p to stop Simon Cowell=money well spent: http://bit.ly/inthename (despite the wise words of @solobasssteve)