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Well, that’ll happen.
I spent five minutes pacing the hallway of my house wondering why there was blood all over the floor and who the unfortunate,...
 
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Starting the preparations
So it’s December. You know what that means! The preparations for National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day are stepping into high...
 
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You can’t go wrong with a dancing banana.
OK. OK, OK, OK. OK! Yes! I know this is super old. And the animation is pretty terrible. And frankly it goes on for about a...
 
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Puggle Update: Part The Second, or, You Guys Are Filthy
I love you all. Really, I do. But, for f*ck’s sake, people.Search Engine TermsThese are terms people used to find your...
 
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Um, ew?
The Yankees won. Congratulations to them, their fans, and their Lord and Master, the Dark Prince Satan the Steinbrenners.Now....
 
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WalMart Headline of the Day
I have to open this with a shocking, punch-you-in-your-face-and-knock-you-on-your-hinder confession. So, please: sit down,...
 
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Some scary thoughts on this spookiest of days!
1. In Florida, some kid got her wildlife officer-dad to bring a five-foot alligator to school for show and tell. The...
 
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“Well, it’s not the worst blog I’ve ever read.”
Behold! An actual critique of Weekly Shocks! From an actual sort-of famous literary/blogging guru person who refused to let me...
 
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That time of year
Look out, folks! Halloween is sneaking up on you, and he’s on a massive sugar high and wielding a butcher’s knife!...
 
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“I would tell you more, but I’ve already told you way too much.”
Oooooh. OOOOOOH. I love news drama. Especially when the drama is mysterious and strange and the players involved are...
 
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Oh, so you think you’ve got it rough, huh?
Been a super busy week, folks. I’ve spent most of the last hour, for example, researching anglerfish on Wikipedia....
 
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On the dangers of bragging in one’s goofy blog
If you’ve been committing my blog to memory (and if you really have been, please: seek help), you may remember a...
 
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Fore (play?)!
I’ve spent most of the last hour watching golf on TV. It’s been that kind of day.I’m not really a golf...
 
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Wanna see what made me bellow “Holy cow!” today?
Sure you do. It’s this photo:His name is Boomer. He weighs 180lbs and is seven feet tall, nose to tail. He may very...
 
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Reason Number 45789 to Love Boston
The Sox just dropped their second straight game to Satan’s League of Mincing Creeps in the Bronx. I think the Sox were...
 
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Bad Trip
OK, anonymous patrons of the intrawebs, I need your help for just a mo’.Has anyone seen the Dunkin’ Donuts ad...
 
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‘Cause living in Manhattan isn’t bizarre enough.
I’m currently working on a story about a guy who gets abducted by aliens while on a fishing trip with his brother....
 
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The Answer To Your Burning Question
Some poor, frustrated soul is currently trawling the Internet looking for an answer to the following question:“Can a...