Wonder if I'll have mine revoked RT @KnickBlog: Roommate took my man card for saying that the WNBA is good basketball.

I think Rule #34 comes into play here
Roommate FailFree LCD TV.Yes it works perfectly.Yes it has a remote. No i wont deliver. Why is it FREE you ask????? My room mate thought it would be “hysterical” to pause “explicit gay video” on my TV while my girlfriend and I were on vacation...

@thatchick12 You're telling me. That is because my roommate/ex leaves windows open all the time...

I think Rule #34 comes into play here
Roommate FailFree LCD TV.Yes it works perfectly.Yes it has a remote. No i wont deliver. Why is it FREE you ask????? My room mate thought it would be “hysterical” to pause “explicit gay video” on my TV while my girlfriend and I were on vacation...

Well now just to add to the mix Grandpa now has a roommate in his hospital room that only speaks spanish. And gramps does hear so well.

Yay!! Sitting down to dinner with my roommate from freshman year of college!! Good times!!

@HesoFamous My old roommate at the Ps3... that shit just sat there. Never will I.... buy, or even ASK for one of those.

I cannot believe my new +1 roommate for the summer actually wants a dog -- and it is THIS cute. http://bit.ly/5KBQ7Q (cc: @Sethhart) !!!!

#Overheard I am not sure if you got my Xmas card yet my roommate sent them late. Other guy- don't you live with your mom? Yeah.

RT @michelmcbride: This one goes out to @CorvusE My roommate recorded a song - Zombie Girlfriend Christmas. http://is.gd/5AJI0

Christmas Eve service in 1 hour. Joint service with roommate church, one of the few times we are truly multigenerational.

so happy my roommate was able to make it to get some wine, stupid Blizzard!

sorry on this holy day, but this is HYSTERICAL: Walking in on your masturbating cat roommate http://twurl.nl/hii1un

driving to the airport in the snowstorm - hope the roommate gets out. The Merriness of her Christmas is definitely threatened.

One of those days. Raining now, think I left my keys at the apt, roommate not answering mobile. #FML

@RyCoCo I usually get Blue Moon and sometimes the ABC wheat. My roommate got this case. Someone has to drink it. :D

son of a bitch. Somebody broke into my home today - good thing I had a roommate who works nights (and thus there to force him out).

Funny Ways To Screw With Your Roommate http://bit.ly/5jpRp2

@TsWendyWilliams Awesome news, congrats to your roommate :D

my roommate's cat Chloe is such a love bug. It's like she knows I'm having a hard day.

It's times like these that I wish I still had a roommate (night out, woozy).

@thynctank Thanks. She said old roommate gave her it in lieu of rent. Apparently still $$ owed 2 Sprint. Should have checked beforehand...

Drinking tea. Listening to the roommate sing in the shower. Hum zum zum.

@GinySassenach thanks, I'm hoping to do a tiny bit of baking. My roommate loves rice krispies

I surprised my roommate by decorating her house while she was out

Thanks #Halifax tweeters @strangeadventrz + @kateross! I hit Scotia Square & got my roommate's gift: http://gdzl.la/7pvvpq

@JessicaGottlieb My sister had a roommate that has a dog like this. Really friendly little guy too.

Especially to my roommate whom I update everytime any of them does anything remotely cute also said life is sad & meaningless without a dog.

Roommate got me the most delectable hot chocolate. Mmmm perfect for a cold evening.

New blog entry: How to scare your roommate. http://bit.ly/4ZKwjh

RT @buzzflash: what does joe lieberman's yale roommate think of him? http://bit.ly/8v9jXY #p2

my roommate doesn't know how to warm up his moto without making a stupid and verifiably unneccessary amount of noise.

Roommate seems to be planning some den of sin orgy-type of activities tonight. I seem to be planning to stay elsewhere.

@Amy5719 ha! i used to do that too. but in a dorm, it's pretty much expected, right? roommate's boyfriend is at the house... dif. story.

@Suterman You know, my cousin's roommate told me it was about this dude that drowned Phil Collins' girlfriend, and then he...

Looks like the house I'm living in closed. Need to find a new place to live by the 15th. Anyone need a roommate? :-D

@sarieanne No, that was from a discussion I was having with my roommate. He was commenting on areas he's lived where hipsters...

New blog posting, TykeLight RoomMate - http://tinyurl.com/ycm9t8y

@supersloth your roommate doesn't like LOST? he's not meant for you

@chrisk__ I didn't know that Karl's ex was your roommate. Yes, we've been here all day.

The #Canucks look like my old roommate after 8 beers, sluggish and belligerent. Lets hope they don't wet themselves like he did.

My roommate is off Starcraft, now he's into Bejeweled. I think he's had one too many exam.

and my freaky roommate is playing NFS:MW on his Dell Studio, when he has exams tomorrow too. Fun life of an Undergrad. P.G. courses suck!

@CatherineGrison Roommate. Barter. Pawn. Holiday gigs. Rent to a visitor over holidays.

@joebae that sucks! Need another roommate now?

@JaneBeNimble um funny story about the hat... somebody stole it while I was at the gym with my roommate. I left it for just a minute...