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Kyanisunrise posted a tweet
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.-- Rodney Dangerfield
Kris R posted a tweet
Told psychiatrist every1 hates me. Said I was being ridiculous, every1 hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield
Quintessence posted a tweet
One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife. -Rodney Dangerfield ☺RT @comedybot
Pat posted a blog entry
Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin Rodney
A PC's Music ExclusiveRodney Dangerfield was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrases "I don't get no...
A PC's Music ExclusiveRodney Dangerfield was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrases "I don't get no...
Lola Snow posted a tweet
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
Phyneprint posted a tweet
RT @dahara: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. ~ Rodney Dangerfield #quote #humor http://myloc.me/1Kk9U
stockmaster posted a tweet
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it - Rodney Dangerfield
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio - Rodney Dangerfield
stockmaster posted a tweet
I was such an ugly kid ... When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up - Rodney Dangerfield
stevieod posted a tweet
told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
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25 days ago
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Tim N posted tweets
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.Rodney Dangerfield
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.Rodney Dangerfield
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.Rodney Dangerfield
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.Rodney Dangerfield
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.Rodney Dangerfield
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.Rodney Dangerfield
David posted a tweet
“I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born”--Rodney Dangerfield```good night!
thezazreport posted a blog entry
I don’t get no respect.
His name is Rolland Dangerfield. Send him some comedy love.www.facebook.com/rollanddangerfield
His name is Rolland Dangerfield. Send him some comedy love.www.facebook.com/rollanddangerfield
spiritedstrider posted a tweet
RT@lifecruise I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
Sue Knapstein posted a tweet
Who Said... "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." George Burns, Yogi Berra, or Rodney Dangerfield
52 days ago
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Gil P posted a tweet
@BobGarrett I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield --Lol! Never heard that 1!
Sergiu posted a tweet
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home", I went over - nobody was home - Rodney Dangerfield ☺
Chris Monty posted a tweet
Wyclef Jean wants degree from Berklee: Like Rodney Dangerfield, Wyclef Jean is going ‘back to school̵.. http://twurl.nl/2qgtsq
Joseph posted a tweet
PICTURES! NOW! RT @CarrieNetherton: dancing to Van Halen during commercial breaks.... dancing like Rodney Dangerfield did in Caddyshack
67 days ago
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| Topics: Rodney..., Commercial..., Caddyshack, Van Halen | Add twitter to your profileDavid posted a tweet
"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."--Rodney Dangerfield
