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Lola Snow
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. ~ Rita Rudner
 
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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. ~ Rita Rudner funny http://bit.ly/6q6UvY
 
Cynthia
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"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album."Rita Rudner
 
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner
 
Sally W
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My parents always told me I could do anything but never told me how long it would take. ~Rita Rudner
 
AnnAlderson
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'' ~ Rita Rudner
 
Brian P
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RT @PhilCooke: "My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow." -Rita Rudner
 
AnnAlderson
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." ~ Rita Rudner
 
Melody
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ROFLOL So TRUE! RT @SusanCerise When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner #joke