Topic: Quotables
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danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Oh Darn
English Patient G: “Oh shocks, I forgot!”Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily...
English Patient G: “Oh shocks, I forgot!”Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Problematic Devotions
English Patient Sister Y: I really enjoy reading romance.Friend: Umm, you have time for that?English Patient Sister Y: Oh my...
English Patient Sister Y: I really enjoy reading romance.Friend: Umm, you have time for that?English Patient Sister Y: Oh my...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Hawaiian Pidgin
Friend: What was that language that Hawaiians speak?Brother Rick: It's pidgin. I know how to speak it.Sister L: Oh my gosh,...
Friend: What was that language that Hawaiians speak?Brother Rick: It's pidgin. I know how to speak it.Sister L: Oh my gosh,...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Milkin’ It
Friend: “Gosh, thanks to disgracepoint, whatever you say gets used over and over again to make a lot of people...
Friend: “Gosh, thanks to disgracepoint, whatever you say gets used over and over again to make a lot of people...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Pun With Gracepoint: I have a hard time believing my eyes
Setting: At the Ft. Worth stockyards, where they have a 'cattle drive' twice a day. But the actual count of heads of cattle...
Setting: At the Ft. Worth stockyards, where they have a 'cattle drive' twice a day. But the actual count of heads of cattle...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Joys of Teaching: Couple, Several, Few
Context: ELD (English Language Development, or formerly known as ESL) class.Student 1: Ms. K, can you explain how few, several,...
Context: ELD (English Language Development, or formerly known as ESL) class.Student 1: Ms. K, can you explain how few, several,...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Gracepoint Berkeley Kids: Tired
Recently, Sarah my wife was trying to put my daughter Michelle, now at age 5, to sleep.Michelle kept on saying, "I'm tired......
Recently, Sarah my wife was trying to put my daughter Michelle, now at age 5, to sleep.Michelle kept on saying, "I'm tired......
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Voicemail
Setting: A particular Sister S from Gracepoint Austin used to work at a place where she had to make a lot of phone calls. ...
Setting: A particular Sister S from Gracepoint Austin used to work at a place where she had to make a lot of phone calls. ...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Back Pains
This English Patient is known as Sister M, who was formerly Sister G.Friend 1: Wow, Friend 2, how's your husband's back? Did...
This English Patient is known as Sister M, who was formerly Sister G.Friend 1: Wow, Friend 2, how's your husband's back? Did...
Suzanne posted a blog entry
the gospel according to Dandy
"Jesus came to delete us."This puts a whole new twist on it.
"Jesus came to delete us."This puts a whole new twist on it.
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: The Meaning of Hay
This is a story of 2 English Patients, Brother S and Brother Y.Brother S was asked by the 7-year-old Jonathan Suh to read him a...
This is a story of 2 English Patients, Brother S and Brother Y.Brother S was asked by the 7-year-old Jonathan Suh to read him a...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Delusion
Sister T: Yeah that's true, some people are just diluted.Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and...
Sister T: Yeah that's true, some people are just diluted.Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Hurting: Epistles
A certain brother, in teaching his class about the epistles of the New Testament, explains, "The epistles are letters like...
A certain brother, in teaching his class about the epistles of the New Testament, explains, "The epistles are letters like...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Slangs
English Patient: “This is soooo hot! I’m sweating like a cat!”Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the...
English Patient: “This is soooo hot! I’m sweating like a cat!”Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: In-N-Out Customization
English Patient goes to In-N-Out after learning about the “off-menu” customization and says, “Can I have a cheese burger...
English Patient goes to In-N-Out after learning about the “off-menu” customization and says, “Can I have a cheese burger...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
English Patient: Birthplace
Setting: A bunch of Gracepointers are talking about restaurants in Berkeley...Friend: Hey, sister Y, have you ever been to...
Setting: A bunch of Gracepointers are talking about restaurants in Berkeley...Friend: Hey, sister Y, have you ever been to...
danieldykim posted a blog entry
Table Cloths
A word-for-word excerpt from an email:"Hi, If you have any table clothes from church that you took home to wash, would you...
A word-for-word excerpt from an email:"Hi, If you have any table clothes from church that you took home to wash, would you...
The Grammarphile posted a blog entry
Please "bee" smarter next time you talk to the press, Mr. Garfinkel...
There's a minor error in this article (it's beekeeper, not bee keeper), but that's nothing compared to the ridiculousness...
There's a minor error in this article (it's beekeeper, not bee keeper), but that's nothing compared to the ridiculousness...
