Told psychiatrist every1 hates me. Said I was being ridiculous, every1 hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield

@mark_tetzne LOL that is funny. I wonder what a psychiatrist would say to me?

Vindu and Pravesh are fighting like husband and wife in front of a psychiatrist (Mr. Bachchan) #bb3

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams #TGIF

RT @Professorflow Went to the psychiatrist, he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.#quote #quotes #humor #inspiring

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interesting idea: Neuroskeptic: Psychiatrist, Drug Thyself http://bit.ly/7D5yVa

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

@MichaelJohnston DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU ASK AN M.D. OR A PSYCHIATRIST.

@normanmacaskill Paranormal activity. See Si Kik makes psychiatrist mad. Blogs at http://www.ilike.com/artist/Swayseeker/

Pioneer Performance Consultant, Ari Kiev, Psychiatrist to Traders, Dies - http://bit.ly/6ayAmH http://ff.im/cedxA

Pioneer Performance Consultant, Ari Kiev, Psychiatrist to Traders, Dies - http://bit.ly/6ayAmH

Bumper sticker I relate to ... "Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be."

RIP Ari Kiev, a Psychiatrist, Dies at 75 - Ari Kiev in 1998. He helped athletes and traders develop techniques to ... http://ow.ly/165jeX

@redsheep I have a book by a psychiatrist studying the similar symptoms between love and mental illness ;D. @eechia

RT @mark_tetzner: My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Psychiatrist told me I should write a book. Seriously. I think he just ran out of things to say to my existential rantings. LOLLERCOASTER

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too." http://tumblr.com/xua47dccc

Talk Therapy: How Honest Are You?
I pay my therapist $120 every other week. I should, theoretically, feel like I can tell her anything.But I don’t. Because I want her to like me. It’s part of being a stage-four people-pleaser. I didn’t realize the extent to which I was holding...

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." (Ben Williams) #quote

a@gruntdoc (oops) I've heard a psychiatrist say "Doh!"

#YouMightBeALiberal If ur too politically correct to turn in a crazy Muslim psychiatrist because it might offend other Muslims.

told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield