LOOOOOL Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

one time i stepped in a pile of wood shavings, then realized it was termite poop. got me to thinking about how, at (cont) http://tl.gd/12eog

The gift item for Alistair in the pile of DRAGON POOP will never cease to be funny. #dragonage

In which I extoll whole cakes and poop upon cupcakes. http://thehipsterho.me/?p=133

RT @_pixie_: RT @bek1826: RT @NathanFillion: Poop anywhere. W/ new Shit Box. http://yfrog.com/4gukaj (— I don't really want to know, do I?

holly poop i have interwebz up north thank you pdanet for android

New Poop! Enquiring Minds Want to Know, but Probably Not http://bit.ly/8ssUxc

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Look mommy! The monkeys are flinging poop at each other again!... I know dear, I know. #phx

New Poop! The Grand Whiffer http://bit.ly/079AMZt

What Does it Mean When You Find Gecko Poop on..http://supremegecko.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-does-it-mean-when-you-find-gecko.html?spref=tw

Being happy that kids are reading twilight is like being happy you got an anorexic to eat poop. Yeah she's finally eating...but its poop.

The good news: he didn't poop in the tub. The bad news: he pooped on the living room floor. The good news: mom is out and will never know.

@toeatandstuff We need Pepsi. Coke tastes like caramelized poop.

@bccohan Ppl watch Olby 4 the same reason they watch chimps: to see if he'll do something that looks human or just play w/ his own poop.

@pekkapekkala i found nothing on wikipedia about koala or panda poop. censorship? consipiracy? or maybe i just didn't look closely enough...

New Poop! Twix or Tweets - Volume One http://bit.ly/6oDcNN

New From GadgetGrid: VTech Smarty Pets won’t poop in your house http://bit.ly/4BT9UM

Norah has had a massive poop twice in the past hour!!! I'm going to stop giving her raisins with breakfast.

#justbecause everyone should be able to give a poop freely & regularly http://tinyurl.com/nuxabr

Sewage Surfing: ""I love sewage surfing, I just hate how the poop water makes my hair feel.""Uploa.. http://bit.ly/6zhHNx

RT @SweetSoaps: You've been naughty so here's the scoop all u get 4 x-mas is snowman poop! http://yfrog.com/4itihj

New Poop! Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality http://bit.ly/3ZNYxX

"I have been holding my poop since Moses died." Belle tells me.

@tikaro - my mom once sat in pet skunk poop from other ballet mom's skunk. My mom hated taking me to ballet.

@mayqueen79 Having poop thrown at one is never a good thing.

.@yosoykia for whatever reason, that just reminded me of the poop in pool/Baby Ruth scene from Caddyshack http://bit.ly/5N5gX

@emilylewis People touch those things. With poop on their hands. Poop. On their hands. Not touching == Good Thing™

@workawesome change auto correction/completion so that when they type their name it changes to poop or something more mature #officepranks

She’s SO Getting a Book Deal
Location: The Dinner TableParticipants: My family (me, husband, and the four year old)Subject: Frankly, I’m not quite sureFor the record, no one wanted to cook or do dishes so pizza it is! It was delivery and definitely delissimo.4yo: Mommy, can...

@POYZN Nope, haven't decided yet. Have to say, I'm still attached to the "poop". LOL

@WhyIsDaddyCryin Super Nanny scares the poop right out of me.

@phonescooper poop?

@joyunexpected you're one "good poop" away from 199! Woo!

@tenthmuse Just think of the poop.