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Pinoy jokes 1 - November
Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juanna hindi na...
Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juanna hindi na...
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Pinoy Joke: Patatas
May tatlong magkukumare naglalakad sa palengke habang napatawa ang isang kumar1:Maria: Hihihi…Ester: Bakit mare?Maria:...
May tatlong magkukumare naglalakad sa palengke habang napatawa ang isang kumar1:Maria: Hihihi…Ester: Bakit mare?Maria:...
Miss_J posted a blog entry
Pinoy Joke: Malaking Sahod
Si Juan na isang accountant ay napilitang mag apply ng trabaho sa isang maliit na kumpanya dahil matagal na siyang...
Si Juan na isang accountant ay napilitang mag apply ng trabaho sa isang maliit na kumpanya dahil matagal na siyang...
macoy posted a blog entry
Pinoy jokes 2 - Oct
Si Juan na isang accountant ay napilitang mag apply ng trabaho sa isang maliit na kumpanya dahil matagal na siyang...
Si Juan na isang accountant ay napilitang mag apply ng trabaho sa isang maliit na kumpanya dahil matagal na siyang...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
Girl’s first time
BOY: is this your first time?GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always asking me...
BOY: is this your first time?GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always asking me...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
Bolpen
PEDRO: Miss,pabili nga ng bolpen.MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)PEDRO: My...
PEDRO: Miss,pabili nga ng bolpen.MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)PEDRO: My...
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Pinoy Joke: Marunong Magbilang
Sa isang paaralan…Guro: Iho, nakita ko ang kuya mo na naglalaro ng tong-its sa kanto. Pinapabayaan na niya ang kanyang...
Sa isang paaralan…Guro: Iho, nakita ko ang kuya mo na naglalaro ng tong-its sa kanto. Pinapabayaan na niya ang kanyang...
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Pinoy Joke: Defense, Detail, Defeat
The teacher turns to the class and says, “Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and...
The teacher turns to the class and says, “Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and...
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Pinoy Joke: Coffee Maker
In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee...
In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee...
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Pinoy Joke: Filipino in Canada
A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so...
A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
famous lines
“pinapaikot mo lang akonagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako” -electric fan“hindi lahat ng...
“pinapaikot mo lang akonagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako” -electric fan“hindi lahat ng...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
98 years old
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?Tanda: 98 y/o na po...
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?Tanda: 98 y/o na po...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
more jokes
Mom: baby, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.Baby: sure momMom : i f your daddy gives you...
Mom: baby, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.Baby: sure momMom : i f your daddy gives you...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
gma cabinet meeting
(in a cabinet meeting …)GMA: oshige … kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ‘to ay siyang...
(in a cabinet meeting …)GMA: oshige … kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ‘to ay siyang...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
phone moments
The Top Phone Moments1. Knowstrils – Caller: “May I speak with Mr.Robert Chan please?” Secretary: “He’s not...
The Top Phone Moments1. Knowstrils – Caller: “May I speak with Mr.Robert Chan please?” Secretary: “He’s not...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
onli in da pilipins
At a Megalink ATM:“oof line” (ha-ha-ha nakita ko ‘to!) Nakasulat sa pader:“marunong ka bang kumahol? Aso lang...
At a Megalink ATM:“oof line” (ha-ha-ha nakita ko ‘to!) Nakasulat sa pader:“marunong ka bang kumahol? Aso lang...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
ilocano
An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery, the...
An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery, the...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
homeless
interviewer: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless? ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema. interviewer: Ano po yun? ERAP: ang hirap...
interviewer: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless? ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema. interviewer: Ano po yun? ERAP: ang hirap...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
ang kandila
Pag dating ni Munir sa bahay, sabi ni Ei, ang asawa nya, “Sweetheart, delayed ako ng isang buwan. Kagagaling ko lang sa...
Pag dating ni Munir sa bahay, sabi ni Ei, ang asawa nya, “Sweetheart, delayed ako ng isang buwan. Kagagaling ko lang sa...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
how to get a daughter
A couple placed an ad,“Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter.”ResponseYank: Keep trying!Briton:...
A couple placed an ad,“Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter.”ResponseYank: Keep trying!Briton:...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
corny jokes
Class draw a fish! CLASS: Yes Ma’am! TEACHER: Pedro, why is ur drawing very dirty…?! PEDRO:...
Class draw a fish! CLASS: Yes Ma’am! TEACHER: Pedro, why is ur drawing very dirty…?! PEDRO:...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
Bongbong & Chavit
Bongbong M.: Pare sinong idol mo? Chavit: Si Arnold Schwarzenegger. Bongbong M.: Sige nga pare, spell Schwarzenegger....
Bongbong M.: Pare sinong idol mo? Chavit: Si Arnold Schwarzenegger. Bongbong M.: Sige nga pare, spell Schwarzenegger....
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
A Filipino, a German & a Pakistani got arrested
A Filipino, a German, and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia. So for the...
A Filipino, a German, and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia. So for the...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
more Erap jokes
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to...
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
yabang ng tatlong pinoy
May tatlong magkukumpare na nagpapayabangan.PARE 1: Naaalala ko si junior ko. Napakagaling na bata. Biruin mo, sariling sikap...
May tatlong magkukumpare na nagpapayabangan.PARE 1: Naaalala ko si junior ko. Napakagaling na bata. Biruin mo, sariling sikap...
joketym posted a blog entry
Joketime 2
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang… Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin. Diego: Alam ko. Tomas:...
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang… Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin. Diego: Alam ko. Tomas:...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
More Pinoy Jokes
Ano ang maliit na goat?kapirangot? Eh ano ang maliit na cat?katiting? Ano naman ang maliit na duck?pandak? Bakit nahihiya...
Ano ang maliit na goat?kapirangot? Eh ano ang maliit na cat?katiting? Ano naman ang maliit na duck?pandak? Bakit nahihiya...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
College School Jokes
Limang CollegialasLimang Collegialas (Bohol Academy, St Theresa’s, UP, Maryknoller, and Assumption) got together for...
Limang CollegialasLimang Collegialas (Bohol Academy, St Theresa’s, UP, Maryknoller, and Assumption) got together for...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
Pinoy English
Use AFFECT in a sentence. Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.ANALYZE and ANATOMY: My analyze over the ocean, so bring...
Use AFFECT in a sentence. Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.ANALYZE and ANATOMY: My analyze over the ocean, so bring...
bilmoko111 posted a blog entry
Battle of the Brainless
Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindika malunod?Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida)...
Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindika malunod?Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida)...
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