#dontmeantobrag but my penis is 10 in ... AROUND.... LOKKIN ASS DUDE

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@BradSabbath I don't, but someone with a penis may. ;)

@MorgansDead Seriously.... some guys don't deserve to own a penis! And some should really think before they open their pie hole. o.O lol

No, but now I’m intrigued
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http://twitpic.com/qnf3v - Waterfall's my nose. Mountain's my head. Tree is obvs my penis.

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OH: "my penis tastes like melted cookies and cream ice cream"

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RT - Watching Science of Winter on NGC. CGI male model has no penis, but a thong tanline? Vexing. http://twitpic.com/qiic2 (via @tenthmuse)

@keshandkitty http://twitpic.com/qfjp5 - nice penis in the background *slobber*

@digitalindsay Yeah, probably. ;D Then I'd kick you in the penis.

Nikol's advice can also be applied to your bf's penis. RT @NikolHasler: Is it a sin to make your girlfriend masturbate? http://gspod.com/40

@QueenofSpain are you being a penis hater?

honestly and in all sincerity if I want to see your penis, I will ask.

@nordette_verite That is such a nice way of saying that he probably has a toddler-sized penis...LOL...

@cha0sbydesign Ahhhh no more lack of penis! *feels your pain*

@nickxleoni damn your penis is everywhere

RT @EcoPreservation: What you have always wanted to know: How long is a Blue Whale's penis? http://bit.ly/2zN7eR

@Sweet_Life I will kick them in the penis for you. Bastards.

I haven't written a post about a penis in over 2-3 years, yet my ED spam is hitting an all time high this week. WTH?