Getting nervous for tomorrow morning's big gender reveal. Will it be a four-penis household? Or does God have something else up his sleeve?

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@hyungbaek lol poor me! I'm traumatized by ugly penis now D:

Yum!
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I think I'm going to ask Santa for a penis this year. Otherwise, all these emails are going to waste.

@cyberdoyle Best decorated house comp. Should have done this - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2009/mar/24/penis-drawing-roof-google

I'm pretty sure the devil's penis is Rhode Island-shaped

Q: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to hold the light bulb, and four to hold the penis. I mean ladder!

I went to my doctor and told him “my penis is burning.” He said, “That means somebody is talking about it.” (Garry Shandling)

i wonder if there is a such thing is a surrogat penis and would i qualify? now i ant take up a collection...

To whoever just unfollowed me: You're totally a penis. Also? Penis. Did I mention penis? Yeah. (penis)

xD RT @taliana: @aa_chan because you are looking with your eyes and not your penis. SHUT UP AND LOOK WITH THE PENIS LIKE I DO.

@rainnwilson It's not what you do, it's what your origami penis does.

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@TigersHungry it can't always be a boat with a free bar waiting for a blue penis to appear over the Thames :)

Tout comme @fbparis: I measured @yuston's e-Penis on http://www.epenis.nl and his e-Penis is 18.8cm! .... ce batard a un plus gros!

I measured @fbparis's e-Penis on http://www.epenis.nl and his e-Penis is 37.1cm! Bien foutu ce truc !

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@shimmer418 I don't even have a penis, and I'm wincing

I measured @Smabite's e-Penis on http://www.epenis.nl and his e-Penis is 18cm!

http://twitpic.com/qwpn3 - Penis or No Penis

@BrianLeputu Stop right there. If this continues, I'll have visuals of your penis doing the electric slide. Ha. The electric slide :P

@BrianLeputu If I ever meet a penis that looks like your avatar, I might be more worried than you are.

#dontmeantobrag but my penis is 10 in ... AROUND.... LOKKIN ASS DUDE

I wish this was a joke: I think bruised my penis

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@BradSabbath I don't, but someone with a penis may. ;)