@waldorules pee in a beer cup.

Technology in Advertising! Clever, funny and it works! - Radio AM640: Pee Poster http://post.ly/CXpP Klauminzer's Corner

RT @Alltop Pee for a better garden http://om.ly/byRt

#RT@smuthurangan Pee to help make your garden grow - http://bit.ly/3fXcw3 - In India we do it for generations, Just Kidding ;-)

best older brother cut-down of the week RT @mattgomeryburns: How will u pee? RT @pauloelias: it is really hard for me to sit down today...

@traceyctt Alarm woke me up at 5:30 - boo. Lil One woke me up at 7 - arrggh. Need 2 pee woke me up at 8 - relief! Back killing me.

Video: Drunk on bridge has to pee http://tumblr.com/xln4105f7

@BrooklynBeast it's better to pee than to whine in pain. *wink*

@winebratsf See, that's why I'm taking the meds, so I'm not up until the dog decides he needs to pee at 7AM tomorrow

RT @setandgoprods: Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass. unknown

damn flight is bumpy and they won't let me up to pee but hey, I can tweet from a plane! turbulence be damned we have free wifi. thx google.

British Gardeners told to pee outdoors - http://bit.ly/2DWblK

Technology in Advertising! Clever, funny and it works! - Radio AM640: Pee Poster http://post.ly/CXpP Klauminzer's Corner

RT @jboitnott RT @ShitMyPatSays: "Can me and @louiebaur pee on stuff?" (Love this guy!)

an iphone app that tells you when's the best time to leave a movie to pee. seriously. i might download this http://bit.ly/FhSjF

@manymanyscents cute. B will pee on the potty, but swear up and down he hasn't

My refusal to get out of bed before 9 on my day off is proving difficult because I really have to pee.

RT @ShitMyPatSays: "Can me and @louiebaur pee on stuff?"

I need to pee but i am making good time. Stop now or in Amarillo?! Please hold off bladder.

#Pee to help make your #garden grow http://bit.ly/3w4Adm #bbc

Gardeners at National Trust Urge Guests to Pee on Composts: Gardeners at a National Trust property urge people .. http://bit.ly/3mqPb4

RT @nationaltrust:To pee or not to pee: Whygardeners at Wimpole Hall have installed a pee bale to better their compost! http://bit.ly/34SVhu

@sixthseal @cheesie @kyspeaks tell organisers someone died in the "Hold your pee for a Wii". May happen to you guys too. but choi!

1 2 3 everybody drank pee lol I <3 nola gays

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…..And i wantz mah bone to stay buried underground, and for mahowner to let meh piddle on the carpet, and for a brand new chew toy.Amenz wut abowt momma and daddee.Picture by: Robin Caption by: teh_lulz_man1994 via Loldog Builder» Recaption...

@JayCutler6 is a man with no fear to throw the ball. 5 interceptions right to the opposition.u know they're laughing til they pee in Denver

Gardeners at National Trust Urge Guests to Pee on Composts: http://digg.com/d319sgt?t [Already do this]

My sister is gonna make myself pee.

Swim lessons tomorrow. If the pool is as cold as it was last week I may have to ask my kid to pee in it. Ha Ha. Just kidding.....Maybe.

The bathroom is clear across the office and I need to pee. It's like a third world country up in here.

fantom gallery opening, D.A.S. Ebenezer place, tonight, 6 pee em. #adelaide #art

♫ System of a Down – Suite-Pee - http://bit.ly/falu

@Purist_ LOL. I need to make mine sit down to pee. Because dang...

River-Sees-You-Pee #IndianNames

RT @sunshine_co_uk: RT @NativeTenerife: a Tenerife man's illicit pee goes global http://tinyurl.com/y89s2r9

@Gordonswaby RT @scsquared: that first pee after sitting in two hour traffic is THE #bestfeeling <---- agreed

@iusebiro Earlier in the week my mother was at a shop, about to type her PIN, but announced her intention to "pee in my kin". Disturbing.

@RichardBella in a sense... pee running down your thigh is excess perspiration, right?!

wonders why he didn't pee n4 leaving work. Next Damen bus: 23 minutes. #fuckyouCTA

I sooooo have to pee! Is it illegal to do it on a hidden tree on the street in Barbados? #bladderurge

@MarkMizuno it means don't pee on that tree. ;)

Only 7 interruptions during my shower {sigh}. You get married & have children and all of a sudden you can't pee or shower alone. #fb

@JeffreyHayzlett As long as you don't pee on your books - I'm happy for you. ;)

@joy We call that "Free as in puppies". Sure, they're free, but they need to be trained not to pee on your carpet, and cost $ to feed.

RT @Arne86: When you urgently need to pee fantasize about sex It preoccupies ur brain relieving discomfort - must be why I never need to pee

Pee in the pants.

@LisaJohnson I'm moving site hosts in a few weeks - I'm pee'd off by how often my host goes down

Yet again I find myself at the end of a long and arduous journey with nowhere to pee.