Oysters on the half with Vietnamese mignonette, yuzu gelée and pickled onion #East #Hollywood http://pic.gd/1bd1ba

RT @IndependentInst: Bush launches a free-market think thank??? (and it's NOT an Onion story???) http://bit.ly/35AhVU

Gotz onions, barley & garlic. Think I'll cook up something with barley, onion and garlic for supper. Trust DH is duly impressed.

Oldie but goldie: Funniest summary of race wars, by The Onion: http://j.mp/4pPCKm

@angeldirect http://pic.gd/a84d3a This Much Of Onion?? saaka??

Coughing my lungs out.. (But I never got a head cold, this time! Thanks to all the garlic and onion tricks..)

RT @moryan The Best TV Shows of the Decade lists are starting to come out. The Onion's AV Club weighs in: http://bit.ly/w4QPh #deadwood

One ring beef smoked sausage, two sliced medium white onion 2 medium Yukon Gold potatoes quartered, half-grip of frozen whole kernel corn...

Better alternative to browsershots (browser testing) Check out opacity-based onion view =) http://browserlab.adobe.com

@jlind don't forget The Onion

RT @listorious Onion Editorial Staff Twitter List by The Onion on Listorious http://bit.ly/3qeDeA

♺ @jbhughes: Onion: U.S. Deports "Lou Dobbs" http://bit.ly/13KEIt <-- this is funny!

Time for dinner! Spinach salad with tomato, onion, peppers and lots of fresh SHRIMP... wish you were here. ;-) I share.

RT @kmingis: RT @llsethj: RT @tweetmeme U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs | The Onion http://bit.ly/3UKFBn

Yes, that onion is perfectly good. No, that counter has not been wiped down. 5-second rule no longer applies.

@poshjosh The satirical voice I use while reading The Onion.

I just started following some real news feeds, but I keep reading them in my "Onion" voice. @theOnion

LOL - U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs -- from The Onion: http://bit.ly/3errVa

RT @tweetmeme BLOGGER BOY~JUST DO IT~ZACKCONSOLE(Z.C)®™: Add Onion Emoticons above blogger comment form For blogger http://bit.ly/3i7WaC

is http://jiayun.org/onion/027.gif http://plurk.com/p/2lrtyb

*FOLLOW DAT ((SPANKIN!)) #BLOOMIN #ONION!!!==>@LMDAFOXX @LMDAFOXX (@_@) @LMDAFOXX <== #BABY #GOT #BACK! http://bit.ly/3K3HV4 #YHP

@Rico_Dupt is in my place and he mixed EGG with onion.ewwww

The Onion turns Lou Dobbs into an illegal immigrant. Awesome. http://ow.ly/Bzgh #news #parody #awesome

@StevoC yeah settled for a ham, cheese, onion & green pepper toastie which really hit the spot.

@LMDAFOXX girl any Daddy that can't appreciate an #ONION like that??NEEDS 2 BE SHOT!LOL!Onion:Hip-Hop for perfect shaped tear jerking Booty!

Bloomin Onion and Drink @ http://FreeFIG.com/free-stuff-2565

Brand value is like an onion. It has layers and a core. The core is the user who sticks with you until the very end Artzt

@QueenNola lots of stuff! ham, pineapple, onion, capsicum, pepperoni, bacon, chicken, cheese, and tomato.. sure i'm forgetting something now

Sitting in a bar, talking shop with other librarians. @ryanmer is bitching about The Onion. So, you know. The usual.

The Onion reveals Modern Warfare 3, most 'realistic' military experience yet http://ff.im/-bhn47

The Onion reveals Modern Warfare 3, most 'realistic' military experience yet
The Onion has the WORLD EXCLUSIVE first details of Modern Warfare 3, which developer Infinity Ward is apparently putting the "final touches on." There's so much scrumptious information in the Onion report, it's almost like the respected media source...

The Onion: Massive Recall of Pugs (http://bit.ly/1Oluna) "Because his skull plates never fused in the womb, Hubcap (cont) http://tl.gd/ta8f

Should we be scared that @onion is voted as one of the top news sources for Mashable awards ;) http://bit.ly/4b9f7Y

@MissIve First it's a bad onion, next thing you know it's the entire meal. I guess we'll just have to play it by ear ;)

@SM_Shawn did you get rid of the onion smell? Make a baking soda and water paste and scrub your hands with it.

Inner Peace Tip: Peel Back the Onionhttp://bit.ly/HBf8M

Pickled onion monster munch to celebrate. Job looks great despite the pain.

Thank you "The Onion" for cracking me up. Modern Warfare 3 revealed! LOL http://bit.ly/1SuooJ

The Onion Reveals Modern Warfare 3 http://tinyurl.com/ybp6zk3

C'est pour de faux, hein... @ant_1 "It's gay to smoke" by The Onion Network #humour http://ff.im/-bfABj

RT @allahpundit: This is in the Onion's all-time top ten http://is.gd/4RMjO | Oh MAN! True to life!

@MajorNelson Pretty obvious ad from Xbox/Activision, but funny Onion video regardless :)