Topic: one-liners
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motownmutt posted a tweet
@vipvirtualsols you too, err, wait, the weekend's not over yet this part of the world. Festive avatar. Hope you remember the one liners. ;)
Karthik C posted a tweet
@sepiaverse happens with me and my one liners. I always think of nice ones on a journey and forget it later on.
Roy posted a blog entry
Something worth reading
I received these beautiful thoughts on my e-mail. And like a typical chain mail, it asked me to forward it at the end of the...
I received these beautiful thoughts on my e-mail. And like a typical chain mail, it asked me to forward it at the end of the...
Marc Fonteijn posted a tweet
Interesting takes and some nice oneliners on #openinnovation by big shot corps. http://bit.ly/7Tt3lb
Beth Harte posted a tweet
@AmberCadabra Well, we miss you! But love all the tweets capturing your great one liners... :)
Josh Kim posted a tweet
"Consider that divorce." Goodness, the one-liners in this is atrocious... ly hilarious. #totalrecall
Brent Nau posted tweets
Tiger Woods One-lIners - Even Phil Mikelson contacted Erin Woods for tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods One Liners - He Should Have Left His Club In The Bag
Tiger Woods One-Liners - Tiger is so good he hit a fire hydrant then a tree and still drove it(car) 300 yards
Tiger Woods One-Liners - What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Tiger Woods One-Liners - Nike changes tag line for Tiger's line to "Just Do Them"
Tiger Wood One-Liners - What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Allan Espinosa posted a tweet
presidential "platforms" found online are all one-liners and too abstract. where do I find more specific statements? #halalan
theblogger posted a blog entry
Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
The mysterious circumstances of the collision combined with the punning potential of golf have provided plenty of material...
The mysterious circumstances of the collision combined with the punning potential of golf have provided plenty of material...
tingaling posted tweets
One Liners I WANT to get: "No matter how much you try to be invisible, I see you & I've always seen you." (coz I have xray vision) hahah
One Liners I get: "I'd drop all of those girls just for you."
One Liners I WANT to get: "You are like an Alien, you are out of this world!" hahahahaha.
One Liners I get: "You walked around our school silently, like a beautiful gem."
Chuck R posted a tweet
Top Ten Tiger Woods One Liners Written on Twitter (because we all need a little comedy first thing Monday morning;0... http://bit.ly/8Ap0QR
7 days ago
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Twitter
| Topics: Little..., twitter, tiger woods, one-liners | Add twitter to your profiletingaling posted tweets
One liners I WANT to get. "gee, you are like Mcguiver!" haha
One liners I WANT to get. "your imperfections make you perfect for me" haha
One Liners I get: "I knew you were beautiful, I didn't realize you were much more beautiful up close" haha.
symposio posted a tweet
Some Lame One Liners!: These are some real groaners!1. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender... http://bit.ly/5tOh0H
symposio posted a blog entry
Some Lame One Liners!
These are some real groaners!1. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"2. What do you call a...
These are some real groaners!1. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"2. What do you call a...
jotw posted a blog entry
25 Things I Learned From My Mom - Part 2
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.14. My mother taught me about...
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.14. My mother taught me about...
14 days ago
Funny, Naughty, Adult and Blonde Jokes
| Topics: mamma joke, one liners, Clean joke, one line joke
Funny, Naughty, Adult and Blonde Jokes
| Topics: mamma joke, one liners, Clean joke, one line joke
Goldie posted a blog entry
ONE-LINERS
(1) Love is like Pavlova, crisp and delicious on the outside, soft and luscious in the centre: to be consumed with...
(1) Love is like Pavlova, crisp and delicious on the outside, soft and luscious in the centre: to be consumed with...
jotw posted a blog entry
25 Things I Learned From My Mom - Part 1
Love your Mamma, for she will give you the tools to build a successful life. Even though mother’s day is still months away,...
Love your Mamma, for she will give you the tools to build a successful life. Even though mother’s day is still months away,...
16 days ago
Funny, Naughty, Adult and Blonde Jokes
| Topics: one liners, Clean joke, one line joke, naughty one...
Funny, Naughty, Adult and Blonde Jokes
| Topics: one liners, Clean joke, one line joke, naughty one...
Jacob Bøtter posted a tweet
Just finished slides for tonights #20x20 event. Probably the wildest set of slides I'll ever make: 100% three-frame captures and one-liners.
ladybristol posted a tweet
Neighbours, full of soppy one liners.....umm where have I heard that before
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24 days ago
Delicious
| Topics: reference, programming, oneliners, script | Add delicious to your profile
Delicious
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MGDAILY posted a blog entry
Funny Wedding Speech Tips
They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However, some parts of the day can...
They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However, some parts of the day can...
Moses Kemibaro posted a tweet
#dougsays the thing about being young is that you get older! Love his classic one-liners!
symposio posted a blog entry
Married Women Joke
Why are married women heavier than single women?Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women...
Why are married women heavier than single women?Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women...
why not posted a tweet
I find it insane that I went so long without (ab)using Bourne shell for/while loops in one-liners.
Peteris Krumins bookmarked a link
Famous Perl One-Liners Explained, Part III: Calculations - good coders code, great reuse
my attempt to create perl1line.txt
my attempt to create perl1line.txt
33 days ago
Delicious
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Delicious
| Topics: perl, one-liner, oneliner, one-liners | Add delicious to your profilePeteris Krumins posted a blog entry
Famous Perl One-Liners Explained, Part III: Calculations
This is the third part of a seven-part article on famous Perl one-liners. In this part I will create various one-liners for...
This is the third part of a seven-part article on famous Perl one-liners. In this part I will create various one-liners for...
Peteris Krumins posted a blog entry
Famous Perl One-Liners Explained, Part III: Calculations
This is the third part of a seven-part article on famous Perl one-liners. In this part I will create various one-liners for...
This is the third part of a seven-part article on famous Perl one-liners. In this part I will create various one-liners for...
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