Great, looks like the old man is drunk and pissy again. #fml

The old man doesn't want me outside after dark. I'm 26 years old. Either he's stupidly paranoid, or he's stupidly overprotective. #fml

I just got an offer from a 50 year old man in Switzerland to come there on his expense. Sounds fishy.

Dear Old Man At My Gym: You stink bad b4, during & after working out. Please deodorize b4 gym. It's not the 1800's anymore. kthxbye

Phew! Day 1 over - no party for me am an old man #fossdotin

Going through my to-do list while in zombie mode ......... getting home at 23 did it for me ... old man, old age

"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

@brucemarler I'm going to have to pass on backlink.us. And of course you have a head start, old man.

@olivermarks I was behind a CL65 twin turbo v-12 today. 612hp stock. Drool even though it's almost always an old man car.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. ~ Twain

@strebel I like it...I think it looks more "sportier" than the boxy "old man" car... ;-)

My old man emailed me a picture from his new Blackberry. Attachements... on a smartphone. The progress brings tears to my eyes.

Not the business cuz 1 my window was up and 2 he was an old man and netta don;t do viagra or cialas

Saw something ironic in the store today: a really old man selling newspaper subscriptions.

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As my brother-in-law's old man says, you ain't *that* important.

I'm celebrating CyberMonday today by pretending to be a 52 yr old man pretending to be a 17 yr old girl & trolling chat rooms! 17/F/CA... U?

its cold out there. wrapped up at home in my quilt. slippers on. feel like an old man.

@lacouvee haha, true that, old man speedo over here

Headed out to the Old Man to see if I remember how to surf. Nice weather for Nov 30 but surf could be better. http://ow.ly/HdQn

I'm officially going to be a creepy old man. We set up a faux Christmas village on the hutch.

somewhere an old man is snoring and getting soaked

Phrase of the day: *grizzled old man* "IS IT THE TANGO?" Then afterwards... "... I guess it was the tango."

Wow, Sting with a beard reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi - the cranky old man in the cave in the desert of Tatooine version... #fb

How Uncommon Sense Saves the Day
Consider this folktale:An old man was bothered by some noisy boys playing outside his house. So he called the boys to him and told them he liked to hear them play, but he was getting deaf. If they would come over and play noisily every day, he would...

@JannineV Hugh Hefner sorry lool the playboy dude... the only old man to run with 20 years old girl :-)

Its raining its pouring the old man is snoring.

@Amalari Come to think of it, you couldn't possibly have been brought up with "My old Man" (Lonnie Donegan) You are too young!

@mintshows Not long at all. One family in front of us. Our baby HATED that jolly old man.

@Amalari You are welcome- I loved "My old man's a Dustman" & the rattling guitar- It's a wonder you remember it.

@faboomama hahaha! with all due respect to his late father, wonder what his old man thought about that, since pops didn't have same choice.

@Forever_Free00 Happy B-day old man...

I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a real short trip. Ok, hit it.

Daughter earlier - "Dad, that jumper is very old man - and you are too old to wear that old man jumper". How old does she think I am?

had declared war with that old man long time ago.

is this really just an old man's fantasy? In the mist of sanity I progress through binary code.

When did "ho" become a bad word and is Ms. Kringle pissed off at her old man?

Old man: This new hearing aid is the best they've got on the market. It cost $3,000. Friend: What kind is it? Old man: Half past four!

There is always a little boy in the old man gone fishing Find out what's biting on the Outer Banks (OBX) http://is.gd/vKqU

@angelenic wait, what does an anti-teen sound device? Is it an old man discussing politics?

@angelenic wait, what does an anti-teen sound device? Is it an old man discussing politics?

@angelenic wait, what does an anti-teen sound device? Is it an old man discussing politics?

@spankdog100 The old man said I could take any rug in the house.

The Old Man & The Monkey http://www.speakwithoutinterruption.com/site/2009/11/review-of-the-old-man-the-monkey-by-george-polley/

@nonsequitur @reidab Sounds fair. I was in a dancing mood earlier, but as the night goes on, felt increasingly like an old man. Le sigh…

@ChuckReynolds haha... does that include yourself, old man?