Texting for Morons
Driving home from work yesterday was a snow-filled adventure. We had our first big storm of winter, getting about 25 cm of snow so far (for you on the old system, that's about 92 feet), with lots of wind and very cold temperatures -- the airport was...

@netfrost X-Mas is fine. Its all the morons on the streets and in the stores that I don't like. Xmas seems to make ppl lose 20 IQ points

Glad I am almost home,man there r a lot of morons in this city

@chrisgarrett #entitlementality sucks man. I hate those morons. They don't have money because they are already experts or something.

RT @RahulK18: Anyway, Indian audience includes a large number of morons who've made 'Kambakht Ishq' the biggest hit of the year , so...|LoL|

Car Salesmen - amongst the most unhelpful morons on earth.

News Roundup for 12/4/09
Sens. Coburn and Vitter shop at the Acme Amendment Company

@TheFlaCracker @Tx4Obama LOL. These Obama people are complete morons.

@rustybones @mikal ...and let's never forget we used to _be_ those retarded morons. I mean.. Wait...

#Metro tip: when door opens, walk in, keep moving until u find a seat or are in as far as u can go. #wmata #dcmetro #metrodc #morons

@marjae The bad part about the 'morons' is that they actually think they can drive

News Roundup for 12/3/09
Lou Dobbs loses his base

Griper Blade: McCarthyism is Rampant, But Failing
The right's smear campaign is backfiring

@mikal lol - any system with "enterprise" in the title _has_ to be written by retarded morons. It's the law ;)

#climategate - those idiots managed to make all of science look like morons by hiding behind "consensus" http://bit.ly/8NTDOy

SERIOUS: Anyone who knows Tiger have him contact me. My Tweets prove I'm smarter than the morons working for him. I can save him a few $!

[blogpost] Morons and the superstition... http://mahesharandara.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/morons-and-the-superstition/

Reddit - "like Digg except people aren't... morons" - @julien #TTT

@DanGreen_DGSOT who said they were top-flight? Prob the same morons who say Obama is the smartest POTUS ever. LOL! Read The Fountainhead.

News Roundup for 12/1/09
Jesus-haters are EVERYWHERE!

Griper Blade: In the Graveyard of Empires
Afghanistan is a war as political as military

Morons With Signs: U.S. Students Lag Behind In Math Scores.. http://digg.com/d31BXw2

@SiDawson hehe, I just get sick of morons who can't write actually participate via comments in a civilized manner.

News Roundup for 11/30/09
Rick Warren doesn't seem to know much about this Jesus stuff

Griper Blade: Right Out of Touch on Climate
Polling shows that Republicans far outside the mainstream on global warming

The carolers should at least get their lyrics right. They're looping through "Last Christmas" like memory-deficient morons with bad voices.

@zab2012 I didn't post that picture. There's a lot of morons on facebook that like to tag people for fun on pictures where they're not

There are heathen liberal morons sending viruses by hacking friend accounts on Twitter and Facebook is in no hurry to fix #tcot

@CarlChapmanSr well, plenty of MORONS on both sides! But, if you don't know Shit about fuck, stop talkin to media. That's the way I see it.

RT @tweetmeme Theory of the morons | reyna elena dot com http://bit.ly/5YPLY7

Morons With Signs: It's Not Working Right.. http://digg.com/d31AcKv

NTC really is 'non technical crowd'. why do u call yourself support if u can't even attempt to help? monopolist morons.

Seriously, itls a bad idea to walk or bike on a dark road wearing all black non-reflective clothing. Morons like you get killed that way.

Truth: God Bless the Tech Morons http://ff.im/bIZ9r

"And those who consider themselves to be China experts are kind of morons." ~U.S. Ambassador Huntsman http://bit.ly/CZqa4 (via @christinelu)

"And those who consider themselves to be China experts are kind of morons." ~U.S. Ambassador Huntsman http://bit.ly/CZqa4

@porolita LOL >_< I've had the rabbit food comment before. All I can say is `morons`

What kind of morons actually thought those tweets werefrom the president's blackberry? Dipshits, that's who.

is so done with idiots and morons that that my brain feels like it has exploded already and it is only 9:30.

Rite! Funny! @smuttysteff Four hot morons have been wandering the store the entire time I've been here. They have jam and ice tea.

Sean Hannity Says Sorry to Jon Stewart for Playing False Healthcare Protest Footagehttp://j.mp/1C2KEZ (via @mparent77772) Morons