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st.eutychus posted a blog entry
Resignation Limerick
I told my CEO verbally that I’d be leaving three weeks ago. Our policy requires that resignations be delivered in writing...
I told my CEO verbally that I’d be leaving three weeks ago. Our policy requires that resignations be delivered in writing...
Writelife posted a blog entry
Five limericks
Having lost his mind and making himself what I imagine to be the recipient of gazillions of limericks, Roger Ebert is...
Having lost his mind and making himself what I imagine to be the recipient of gazillions of limericks, Roger Ebert is...
Str@nger posted a tweet
RT @smashingmag 15 Top Graphic Design Limericks for your Amusement - http://bit.ly/UkieU - A bit of design fun for a lousy morning
Arend Maatkamp posted a tweet
RT: @dbonneville 15 Top Graphic Design Limericks for your Amusement http://bit.ly/2dKjNp
cooper posted a blog entry
Happy Halloween
Each night father fills me with dreadAs he sits at the foot of my bedI don’t mind that he speaksIn gibbers and squeaksBut...
Each night father fills me with dreadAs he sits at the foot of my bedI don’t mind that he speaksIn gibbers and squeaksBut...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: A ROCK AND ROLL FABLE
Can you help me out here a minute please mac,asked Stevie Nicks as she revealed her backThen I realized the flawOf illicit...
Can you help me out here a minute please mac,asked Stevie Nicks as she revealed her backThen I realized the flawOf illicit...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: LEARNING THE HARD WAY
It was notorious that she wouldn't permitCunnilingus -- not one little bitSo he didn't bother with pleaseBut instead dropped...
It was notorious that she wouldn't permitCunnilingus -- not one little bitSo he didn't bother with pleaseBut instead dropped...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICS: DON'T TAKE IT OFF JUST YET
Perhaps I neglected to mentionThat you have my complete attentionWhile your new silk brassiereIs exquisite and sheer,I am most...
Perhaps I neglected to mentionThat you have my complete attentionWhile your new silk brassiereIs exquisite and sheer,I am most...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS:
Tired of her disagreebale relationWho mocked her medical vocationWhen pink Uncle Jack'sSmall heart did attackShe refused...
Tired of her disagreebale relationWho mocked her medical vocationWhen pink Uncle Jack'sSmall heart did attackShe refused...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: PUNK AND 41
At record stores my gal she lingersOver the recordings of Stiff Little FingersShe says that the DilsUsed to give her the...
At record stores my gal she lingersOver the recordings of Stiff Little FingersShe says that the DilsUsed to give her the...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: I DON'T THINK CROPS WILL GROW THERE
There once was a proper young lassWho spent three years holding her gasUntil a jolt, unexpected,Left her propriety neglectedAnd...
There once was a proper young lassWho spent three years holding her gasUntil a jolt, unexpected,Left her propriety neglectedAnd...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: THE DANGERS OF TAKING A TEMPERATURE
As he wiped off the digital monitorOff his recently purchased thermometerAnd surveyed the messHe said, well, I guessI wasn't...
As he wiped off the digital monitorOff his recently purchased thermometerAnd surveyed the messHe said, well, I guessI wasn't...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: PAST LIMERICKS
NOW THAT I HAVE INTRODUCED the poetic form, let me take a moment to reprint limericks I have written in the past. I warn you,...
NOW THAT I HAVE INTRODUCED the poetic form, let me take a moment to reprint limericks I have written in the past. I warn you,...
Max Sparber posted a blog entry
PLASTIC PADDY: THE IRISH-AMERICAN PROJECT | LIMERICKS: AN INTRODUCTION
THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT FACETS to this Irish-American project. The first, and most obvious, is educational -- I'll be...
THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT FACETS to this Irish-American project. The first, and most obvious, is educational -- I'll be...
jivecooky posted a blog entry
It's A Big Day
For several reasons. But I've forgotten them.Except for this one. And it's fuckin' huge.I cleaned out this:To make room for...
For several reasons. But I've forgotten them.Except for this one. And it's fuckin' huge.I cleaned out this:To make room for...
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