I saw the hammer falling (a real one, not 7-2) and moved my foot...directly *into* its path. Ow

RT @MPCheesecake: Crushing up candy canes with a hammer...it is Candy Cane Cheesecake season after all! Order yours now! We ship nationwide!

G'morning everyone!! Re-arranging some furniture!! Fun....Give me a hammer and some nails and hang on! :) http://dailybooth.com/u/164ly

Naked Roman Polanski pic to go under the hammer - http://tinyurl.com/y9k78hu

@DebbieJBrown so you would grab the squirrel / tongs, and then...use the hammer to break window & drop outside? brill!!!

Ultimate Hammer Mania: Hit those chickens with a hammer and try to unlock as many powerups as possible in 60 second... http://bit.ly/7mSMlA

Why the hammerhead shark got its hammer: http://su.pr/3ADici

@Hammer_Hands Thanks for the good words!

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Mike Huckabee Under Fire For Maurice Clemmons' Early Release: Conservatives hammer Mike Huckabee over shoot.. http://bit.ly/4J9Pjw

@Hammer I think once you exhaust the Twitter pool and your friends, you are stuck with some you just can't shift. Google gave me a 2nd lot

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Hammer Time!
Last Saturday evening, at around 5:00, police received a call from a shopper at a Target store who said there was a man inside the store using a hammer to smash cameras and big-screen televisions while saying “hammer, hammer, hammer” in a monotone...

#wtf Man arrested for using hammer to bust up tvs in Target while repeating "hammer, hammer, hammer" http://su.pr/94hNgz

Sitting in my office with the lights off. Head pounding like a hammer. Thanking Uncle Steve for the lighted keyboard on my MBPro. #apple

What do you get if you cross Jesus with a hammer? Christianity.

Man moves mountain to park truck: A villager used a hammer and chisel over the span of 14 years to carve a tunnel t... http://bit.ly/883BZH

RT @ev: RT @PresHarryTruman: The next generation never learns anything from the previous one until it’s brought home with a hammer.

Star Trek Online Interview: The Exclusive Interview with Cryptic Studios on Ten Ton Hammer chats with Joe Harringto... http://bit.ly/7e4b91

How the fuck do these internet videos get worst, 3 guys 1 hammer was brutal.

"Hammer, Hammer" Says Frankenstein As He Smashes TVs In a Target [Crime]: A 39-year old Chicago man walked into a M... http://bit.ly/8wClK0

Reading : Why the hammerhead shark got its hammer - http://bit.ly/8IQUi7

Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengenace? Check.

So true RT @eugen12: RT @ImpreunaReusim: Abraham Maslow - "If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."

@potentiate No wonder it's beating like a hammer! Will add that one...

Finally gave in and bought Modern Warfare 2. PS3 getting some hammer tonight!

Daily Technical Strategist : GBPUSD: GBPUSD:Looks To Build Hammer FormationGBPUSD- With a hammer formation on Fri... http://bit.ly/5Mg3KJ

a hammer candle like no other on #oil chart should push prices higher http://bit.ly/70TpNs #energy #commodities #trading

Man arrested after smashing TVs with a hammer at a Target in Winona: http://bit.ly/6a20MJ /via @WCCO sure that wasn't LA?

Weekly Technical Strategist: GBPUSD: GBPUSD: Halts Declines, Prints Hammer CandleGBPUSD- The pair halted its dec... http://bit.ly/5ZvSq4

Orchid Blogs network post highlight:Shelby "Five-way Frog Bowl, hammer-formed silver and brass".The Orchid... http://bit.ly/5wTVdm

Orchid Blogs network post highlight:Steve Shelby "Five-way Frog Bowl, hammer-formed silver and... http://bit.ly/5uixmH

@mikebutcher @charlesarthur i was once awoken with a Bob the Builder plastic hammer. As the sleeping gets easier, the waking up doesn't.

@carl_potentio Will keep the Hammersmith one in mind if the man with a hammer doesn't materialize

@supermum Copper nails also required and a man with a hammer. Don't have one of those handy so Ark building will have to wait for now.

"If you're hitting me in the head with a hammer, and I call the police to stop you from doing it, you aren't being persecuted."

@Neets68 hammer or hammered?

NoSQL starts my thinking around NEPIAP == "Not every problem is a nail"; i.e. NESIAH == "Not every solution is a hammer"

t's a long process but I have to verify each and every one of my followers - then the hammer falls on the spambots with extreme prejudice

Why the hammerhead shark got its hammer http://digg.com/u1HCr4 #digg (Just dugg)

Reviews By Cole: Arm & Hammer Vacuum Bags http://bit.ly/7Lzy7L

LMAO RT @dangerawesome: Got compared to an autistic child by Adam+Luke for enjoying throwing & catching a hammer down in the content room.:(