I'm PROUD to say I kiss no one's ass at least not on the internet I don't LOL :) Stop sucking up those gurus don't give a shit about YOU :)

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End of year RT thanks to super entrepreneur @GuyKawasaki and to info gurus @Kevin_Peterson, @waybis. Love being in the game, on the court.

RT @mgaser: DON'T MISS: "What Matters Now" by Seth Godin &other gurus, now available as paperback.. http://bit.ly/7BI40Q

Be Careful about which Gurus you listen to: http://bit.ly/7dfM0A via @addthis

Great list ! RT @steveshu: Nice roundup RT @ianbrodie: the top 12 gurus of professional services - http://j.mp/8TuP2r

Love it!! RT @ManyaS: 2009 was the year of douchebaggery and "gurus." 2010 is the year we will filter them all out.

The Seminar Industry, Coaches and Gurus are Out of Control @http://bit.ly/8Ynk8C on http://terryhall.biz

@SocialMedia411 I predict that 2010 will be the year of social media accountability. Show us the results, gurus, or get out.

Hubspot cartoon on SM gurus. I think czar and swami are running a close second. http://bit.ly/7UTb4w

Get in on the #Kiosk/#GVO re-launch before the Gurus promote => http://su.pr/2XKgk1

Are Homes now "Cheap"? http://bit.ly/4A2Azz [Depending on the economic gurus' respective spin on reality.]

RT@rapidbi What’s your cause? – Goal setting for 2010: At New Year, self development gurus say that now is the ... http://bit.ly/5iB3L1

@shannonevans Thank you for adding me to your list (http://twitter.com/shannonevans/seo-gurus-mavens). Much Appreciated.

Message: "Some gurus are Boneheads!" - http://grsnip.com/JTDD

RT @RobDiMaggio: Link Building Mistakes SEO Gurus Teach You To Make http://is.gd/qrRS

I usually ignore gurus or commodified "personal development" products. They end up being disappointing. "Be a light to yourself" after all

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Too hilarious if NFL team owners had a "Coach for the day" experience for the armchair gurus who "really" know how to make good decisions.

RT@whatsnext: ROFL at cartoon response to my post on self-proclaimed SM gurus: http://bit.ly/7zXwoe S M Gurus Anonymous! http://ow.ly/16ev1W

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tip to political email gurus: if you use an image with a space in the filename w/o using %20, gmail will not display the image. #techgop

Checkin out the Gurus http://affilate-reviews.com/guru

Beyond Growth - The Secret Fails Harris, Threatens to Sue McDuffee
I think it is important that people in the spiritual and personal growth communities know about this issue - I have never liked Bill Harris and I think his holosync stuff is a load of crap. Anyone associated with The Secret is suspect at best.Those are...

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RT @aweber New Email Parser - Shopping Cart Gurus http://www.aweber.com/blog/new-features/integrate-shopping-cart-gurus.htm

@guruofnew only for the faux gurus not the originals!

Don't let Social Medi(ocrity) Gurus tell you Privacy is dead. We're putting a stop to this & other nonsense in 2010.

@HomeDepot sorry ... the little appliance guy down the street was 10x's more helpful than your so called "parts gurus"

Cant wait 2 C the social idiots (oops, I mean those that say they R social gurus) try 2 teach wht they supposedly preach..let the fun begin!

some gurus these people are... home depot sucks... lowes doesn't know what answering a phone means.. *frustrated*

nice piece on proliferation of soc med "gurus" http://3.ly/OJp - buyers of mkt services be attune to fundamentals. http://bit.ly/5xyX2T

There are 15,740 #Social Media Experts, Gurus, Ninjas & Superstars on Twitter, up from 4,487 in May-WTF? via @adamds | http://bit.ly/4CpzuW

Happy #EcoMonday to The Green Girl Gurus http://bit.ly/36q3y1

@avinashkaushik came out with a new book on #googleanalytics. A must-have for #sem #web #seo gurus: http://bit.ly/1Ef97k

ChaChing U Just Found The ONE Secret Membership Where The $7 Gurus Go To Grab The Stuff They Resell To You http://marcbrowne.com/likes/t/19

So many gurus on Twitter, so little time :) via @Techmeme http://bit.ly/8wBJTe