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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom -George Carlin
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@Puppetguy it's like that old George Carlin routine--get a bigger house, you gotta buy more stuff. Of course, most of your new stuff is crap
Samuel Lavoie posted a tweet
What if there were no hypothetical questions? -George Carlin (via @comedybot)
Mike Haydon posted a tweet
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things -George Carlin
David Feng posted a tweet
Liu Qi. It's impossible to describe this guy without resorting to George Carlin language.
Robin Etc. posted a tweet
"i'll tell you as much truth as the people who wrote the bible" George Carlin
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RT @MADNews101 Jesse Kornbluth George Carlin: His Memoir Shows How He Wanted To Be Famous, Then How He Wanted To Matter http://bit.ly/8AKhtX
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“The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity." George Carlin
4 days ago
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George Carlin
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. "George Carlin
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. "George Carlin
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot – and that anybody going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
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"We've got the only national anthem that mentions fucking rockets and bombs in the damn thing!" ~George Carlin
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cyberfreak77 posted a tweet
George Carlin about Airline Announcements --> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xme7s_george-carlin-airline-announcements
Jen posted a tweet
rt @mysticventures I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~ George Carlin
Benedict Herold posted a tweet
‘Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?' - George Carlin
Aleta W posted a tweet
George Carlin did a skit on "stuff". Our attachment to stuff. How we drag our stuff with us. I'm not dragging as much. but still holding on.
RobinDexter posted a tweet
""Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." -George Carlin"
mtlb posted a tweet
I think I’m with George Carlin on this one.: Okay, I hear both sides, but I net out with the late comedian 51-49:... http://bit.ly/7uDqaa
Jen B posted a tweet
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. - George Carlin
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Fiddling with my blog post: ( http://justfunnyvideos.info/george-carlin-religion-is-bullshit/ )
Genuine Chris Johnson posted a tweet
RT @benkunz: Where are George Carlin's seven words when you need them? RIP GC
Keith posted a tweet
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin
Kam posted a blog entry
The Pornography of Power, George Carlin Style
If you combine Robert Scheer's book, "The Pornography of Power" with this George Carlin monologue "We Like War", you get...
If you combine Robert Scheer's book, "The Pornography of Power" with this George Carlin monologue "We Like War", you get...
Terry Heath posted a tweet
RT @Descartes1: I thnk people shld b allowed t do anythng they want. We haven't tried tht fr awhile. Maybe ths time it'll wrk.George Carlin
JustObserving posted a tweet
RT @comedybot: "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." ~ #quote by George Carlin ☺
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin
George B posted a tweet
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" - george carlin
Keith posted a tweet
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
thestabbingpen posted a blog entry
11/30 - “Force your kid to play music”
These days parents pretty much force their kids to participate in all sorts of structured activity. George Carlin has a...
These days parents pretty much force their kids to participate in all sorts of structured activity. George Carlin has a...
fruityoaty posted a tweet
@AdeMagnaye swears like a George Carlin Wannabe. Score: 99 of 100 Ranked: 38,434th worldwide. - http://cursebird.com/AdeMagnaye
Perico429 posted a tweet
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin
Joseph Hoetzl posted a tweet
@lotusrockstar as long as the movie featuring that song isn't in the DVD changer/media center. But, a young George Carlin was in it...
JDGfromMTL posted a tweet
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has eft town. ~ George Carlin.
Nenad Ristic posted a tweet
RT @alicam: "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin
BvonB posted a blog entry
Thoughtful Thursday
Beware this woman. No, she is neither a spammer nor a flamer.Not a troll and definitely not a defamer.(Nor a joker, or a...
Beware this woman. No, she is neither a spammer nor a flamer.Not a troll and definitely not a defamer.(Nor a joker, or a...
19 days ago
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Scarlet posted a tweet
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
Adam Sheck posted a tweet
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. -George Carlin #quotes
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