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Daily Mood: Jokes, Oddly Enough (December 15 2009)
"Prostitutes in Copenhagen have reportedly offered free sex to delegates attending the Global Warming Summit. Though if you do...
 
SarahRose
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Measure Every Moment
.... ......To realize the value of 1 week,Ask the editor of a weekly magazine......To realize the value of 1 hour,Ask the lover...
19 hours ago Vadipk | Topics: Moment, Present, Golden Word, Measures
 
The Bead Dreamer
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The customer is not always right - funny quotes from a jewelry store http://bit.ly/5lV0ed
The customer is not always right - funny quotes from a jewelry store http://bit.ly/5lV0ed
 
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Daily Mood: Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up Comedy (Video)
Sarah Palin Vs William Shatner On "Tonight Show" (VIDEO)Sarah Palin has been the butt of many a joke ever since she stepped...
 
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Quotes Of The Day (December 12 2009)
- said Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), one of McCain’s closest friends in the Senate
 
Rod Macbeth
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle - Bob Hope #funny #quotes
 
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Daily Mood: Jokes, Oddly Enough (December 11 2009)
"A lot of people don't understand why" President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. "Look around you. Our factories,...
 
<em>blueskysunburn</em>
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? ~ Anonymous #funny #quotes
 
cutiegirl
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. ~ Steven Wright #funny #quotes
 
Nick Shin
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@mdimiele Great discussion with some funny quotes mixed in. Discussion pt: There's no set definition on black hat. #seschi
 
rohit k
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Funny Quotes
1. Defination of Friends:Friends are those who can make us laugh when we are crying.... andvice versa. ;-) 2. I am unique, just...
15 days ago jokes | Topics: sms jokes, fun, funny quotes
 
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"I run like a girl. Try to keep up. ~ Anonymous #funny #quotes #doniol #dyfynnu www.CheekyQuotes.com" -... http://tumblr.com/xjx4czlzx
 
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Best Of Daily Mood: Jokes, Oddly Enough (November 25 2009)
"Now, three weeks ago, [the Administration] said the $787 billion stimulus-thing created one million new jobs. Then, last...
 
stevenhumour
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Love Peace Bar
Words to live by courtesy of the Love & Peace & Barvia Eat LiverSimilar Posts:Bros Before HosTop 5 Friday –...
21 days ago Steven Humour | Topics: Funny..., Funny, Funny Quotes
 
stevenhumour
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Love Peace Bar
Words to live by courtesy of the Love & Peace & Barvia Eat LiverSimilar Posts:Bros Before HosTop 5 Friday –...
21 days ago Steven Humour | Topics: Funny..., Funny, Funny Quotes
 
Phil M
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Very Funny Quotes from Comedians…
Great one-liners by various comedians…"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, putdown the video camera and...
 
dangerhere
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Quotes of the week: Tony Cascarino digs deep
Paul Merson can't be trusted with a tape measure, Greg Halford unveils Mick's master plan and a Thierry Henry guff roundup.
 
Marcuss
Marcuss posted a blog entry
Smart Ass Quotes From George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part...
25 days ago SMS Depot | Topics: Wacky, Smart Ass..., Funny Quotes, Humor
 
shailee
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@HNatarajan (love is blind, lust is not) :P @nijumohan: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous #funny #quotes
 
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Top 10 Humor, Jokes of The Day: Late Night Comedians
"Lou Dobbs has quit CNN. And here's the weird part: He didn't want to quit, his work visa expired." – Jay Leno