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10 Husband, Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,...
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Broken Computer
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:“Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help...
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:“Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help...
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Deadly Habits
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker...
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker...
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Sex Position
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend...
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend...
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American History
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth...
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth...
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Mysterious Deaths
This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patientsalways died in the same bed and on all Sunday...
This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patientsalways died in the same bed and on all Sunday...
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How You Can Tell If Your Sons Gay
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s...
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s...
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Some Things You Just Can’t Explain
A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here, on this...
A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here, on this...
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Up Or Down?
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that...
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that...
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Listen to the Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a...
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Muthu Swamy
Manager asked to Muthu at an interviewCan you spell a word thathas more than 100 letters in it?...
Manager asked to Muthu at an interviewCan you spell a word thathas more than 100 letters in it?...
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Two Old Lady
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,when it starts to rain.One of the old ladies pulls...
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,when it starts to rain.One of the old ladies pulls...
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3 Vampires
Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that’s pretty young for a...
Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that’s pretty young for a...
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Dirty Pictures
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”The...
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”The...
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Psychiatric Hotline
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please...
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The Honeymoon
85 years of age, Daryl married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after...
85 years of age, Daryl married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after...
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Hillbily Vesectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went...
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went...
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Bubbas Woman
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle...
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle...
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Donkey Joke
A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay...
A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay...
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Boys Thing
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl’s house. One day he he stops to taunt the little...
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl’s house. One day he he stops to taunt the little...
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Series of Doctor Jokes
Patient: Docter, Docter! I fell like a pair of curtains!Docter: Well…pull yourself together then!Patient: Docter,...
Patient: Docter, Docter! I fell like a pair of curtains!Docter: Well…pull yourself together then!Patient: Docter,...
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Father and Sons Talk About Sex
Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your...
Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your...
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Take me to your Leader
Two Aliens land in Detroit.The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a...
Two Aliens land in Detroit.The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a...
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The Engagement
The young man at the summer resort, who had become engaged to the pretty girl, received information that led him to question...
The young man at the summer resort, who had become engaged to the pretty girl, received information that led him to question...
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Funeral Arrangements
As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son Gary says,...
As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son Gary says,...
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Two Brothers
Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother,...
Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother,...
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Husband & Wife
Wife: “What are you doing?”Husband: “Nothing.”Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading...
Wife: “What are you doing?”Husband: “Nothing.”Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading...
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Blind Farmer
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he...
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he...
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Difference Between Women With Small And Large Breasts
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…..can get a taxi on the worst days..have a neat place to carry spare change..have always been the centre of the arts (art)..make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favourite of mine)..can keep a magazine dry while laying...
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…..can get a taxi on the worst days..have a neat place to carry spare change..have always been the centre of the arts (art)..make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favourite of mine)..can keep a magazine dry while laying...
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| Topics: Free Jokes, News, Breasts, Difference | Add google reader to your profileAlucard posted a blog entry
Mating Rituals
(This joke originated in Canada. Newfie = Newfoundland-er for the record. For those of you who don’t know geography in...
(This joke originated in Canada. Newfie = Newfoundland-er for the record. For those of you who don’t know geography in...
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Difference Between Women With Small And Large Breasts
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…..can get a taxi on the worst days..have a neat place to carry spare change..have always been...
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…..can get a taxi on the worst days..have a neat place to carry spare change..have always been...
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A Perfect Day
Perfect Day for a Woman08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.08:45 Breakfast in bed,...
Perfect Day for a Woman08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.08:45 Breakfast in bed,...
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If You’re Having a Really Bad Day
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man...
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man...
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Expensive Loss
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his...
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9 Habits That Make You an Asshole
1. Not tippingPeople who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries...
1. Not tippingPeople who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries...
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Ticket Please
Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to a hockey game. At the station, the three Americans each buy...
Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to a hockey game. At the station, the three Americans each buy...
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How to be a Succesfull Evil Overlord
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own...
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own...
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42 Ways To Annoy Your Parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere…2. Moo when they say your name…3. Run into walls…4. Say that...
1. Follow them around the house everywhere…2. Moo when they say your name…3. Run into walls…4. Say that...
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The Circle
There was a blonde and she was driving and she cut an 18-wheeler off…So the driver gets out, climbs down, and he shouts...
There was a blonde and she was driving and she cut an 18-wheeler off…So the driver gets out, climbs down, and he shouts...
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Getting Old
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when...
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Watch The Wall
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying...
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying...
