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Funny Text Messages 090608
1. Question: What did the penis say to the condom?Answer: Cover me im going in!2. Question: Why do men get their great ideas in...
1. Question: What did the penis say to the condom?Answer: Cover me im going in!2. Question: Why do men get their great ideas in...
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Blonde Jokes 090408
1. A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward...
1. A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward...
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Couple Jokes 090208
1. One day, Jude and Rose were having a petty argument.After shouting back and forth, Rose finally says, "Let's make a deal....
1. One day, Jude and Rose were having a petty argument.After shouting back and forth, Rose finally says, "Let's make a deal....
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Naughty Jokes 090108
1. A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man.Guy: Get over it, buddy,It's not the...
1. A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man.Guy: Get over it, buddy,It's not the...
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Bar Jokes 082908
1. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.What do...
1. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.What do...
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Sexy Dirty Jokes 082708
1. After a passionate night of making love, the guy rolled over, pulled out a stick of cigarette from his jeans and searched...
1. After a passionate night of making love, the guy rolled over, pulled out a stick of cigarette from his jeans and searched...
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Blonde Jokes 082308
1. A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he...
1. A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he...
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Blonde Jokes 081908
1. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,Blind guy: Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to...
1. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,Blind guy: Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to...
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Funny Jokes 081608
1. I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....The clerk farted and gave me a receipt2. Steve...
1. I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....The clerk farted and gave me a receipt2. Steve...
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Redneck Jokes 081408
1. A redneck walks into a lawyers office and tells him he wants one of them dayvorces.Lawyer: Well, sir, do you have...
1. A redneck walks into a lawyers office and tells him he wants one of them dayvorces.Lawyer: Well, sir, do you have...
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Naughty Joke 081208
Kissing is a pleasureF**king is a gameGuys get all the pleasureGirls get all the painHe says he loves you, and you believe it...
Kissing is a pleasureF**king is a gameGuys get all the pleasureGirls get all the painHe says he loves you, and you believe it...
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Funny Jokes 080908
1. R des ur eys, i fund dem betwen my brest. - Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!2. B frndly w/ ur kds, dey...
1. R des ur eys, i fund dem betwen my brest. - Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!2. B frndly w/ ur kds, dey...
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Joke of the Day 071808
Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his...
Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his...
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Joke of the day 071508
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved...
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved...
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Short joke of the Day
b1: There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy, but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!b2: A...
b1: There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy, but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!b2: A...
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Joke Of The Day 07/07/08
a444: There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'a445:...
a444: There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'a445:...
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Joke Of The Day 04/20/08
After struggling for many hours deep within the forestof stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit. He just couldn't...
After struggling for many hours deep within the forestof stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit. He just couldn't...
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Joke Of The Day 04/05/08
While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to...
While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to...
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Joke Of The Day 04/02/08
What did the bee say to the flower?“Hey bud, when do you open?From: Ajokeaday.com # 10230 (receive via email)Author: USA.
What did the bee say to the flower?“Hey bud, when do you open?From: Ajokeaday.com # 10230 (receive via email)Author: USA.
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Joke Of The Day 04/01/08
Teacher: What are the four main food groups?Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.From: Ajokeaday.com # 18149 (receive...
Teacher: What are the four main food groups?Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.From: Ajokeaday.com # 18149 (receive...
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Joke Of The Day 03/30/08
Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?A: TaxesFrom: Ajokeaday.com # 18649 (receive via email)Author: El...
Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?A: TaxesFrom: Ajokeaday.com # 18649 (receive via email)Author: El...
