This is why you should never be the know it all douchebag salesguy...EVER! http://bit.ly/5rettN EVER! #lulz

@PhilKJames No, Tiger is a stupid douchebag.

it's raining in l.a. and somewhere a douchebag is mad that he can't put his ragtop down so his hair can blow

MTV’s Jersey Shore: Snooki Gets Knocked The F**k Out! [VIDEO]
This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV's latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the...

RT @ExJon: Robert Gibbs is a total douchebag. #TheScienceIsSettled

Thanks a lot @jongosselin for ruining Ed Hardy for me and making me now feel like a douche bag.

@taylor_blue is it normal for me to feel like a douchebag now?

came to find out some lil douche bag boy stole my fuckin dog......gotta go on the hunt for my dog....really.....what luck?!?!

Because as I opened the gift and saw its contents, I instantly felt like a douche bag.

*singing* you're a douchebag, Mr. Grinch.

@zeigor stock answer? "whatever I tell you to, nerd!" real answer? somewhere equidistant between metrosexual and douchebag.

It's the first douchebag in a ditch of the season! When will people learn 4WD and a truck does not give you a golden ticket on icy roads?

Douchebag White House Press Secretary is a douchebag to douchebag reporter who asks douchebag question [Obvious]: ... http://bit.ly/7stV1K

Going out tonight w/ @irishprncess79. Two reasons: #1- FUN #2- Need a douchebag for "Douchebag of the Day"

The perfect gift for the douchebag in your life: http://tinyurl.com/yhm8z6k

Gangsta Fail: "You're a douchebag,  Mr. Grinch..."Related Items:Gangsta BitchPenitentiary ChancesPost orig... http://twurl.nl/r0swkl

Douchebag of 2009: http://bit.ly/8pUqgB http://bit.ly/8Dp3mZ

@theshady @therealcabbie cabbie, sir, you are a douchebag - I'm suprised your so stupid - ah well

@fourthirtyam Nathan could dance, but his face couldn't. As much as I hate Ryan "the douche bag" it was the right choice.

@cha0sbydesign asking for list and now I feel like a douchebag for asking!

@flahute Nah, just makes me miss my stand-by date RLO. You know before he become a douchebag.

Chuck Norris. A bigger douchebag than Kirk Cameron? http://digg.com/d31BZ3G /via @nicolegregory

If I weren't texting right now I'd punch this douchebag in the throat. #traffic

Congrats to @tubefilter writer @lindsaystidham for getting her film 'Douchebag' into Sundance! http://bit.ly/8JxIu6

So...Tiger Woods is kind of a douchebag.

Tiger when "transgressions" = doing a cocktail waitress while ur wife is home pregnant, u officially qualify as a douchebag.

Bobby Hebert Is A Douchebag…And Not For The Reason You Think! http://bit.ly/4w6J5W

"There's no law about stealing from a colossal douchebag" Ahah what a quote, I'll try to reuse that one, thanks Californication :-)

Drew Brees: "It was far from perfect." Don't be a douchebag Drew. #patriots

@birbigs I hope you've set aside some time to practise. You're more of a municipal douchebag, not ready for the federal level.

@rebeccawatson: laughing at qwantz rape joke? thanks for another reminder of why you're anti-feminist, douchebag skepchicks.

@otakudan Neh, I usually call a lame-ass guy try to be funny a douchebag though. Which you can also find that in gym.

@ChrisCavs a douchebag, that's who.

Saw Pirate Radio tonight, the first movie in which Phillip Seymour Hoffman does not play A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG.