@flahute Nah, just makes me miss my stand-by date RLO. You know before he become a douchebag.

Chuck Norris. A bigger douchebag than Kirk Cameron? http://digg.com/d31BZ3G /via @nicolegregory

If I weren't texting right now I'd punch this douchebag in the throat. #traffic

Congrats to @tubefilter writer @lindsaystidham for getting her film 'Douchebag' into Sundance! http://bit.ly/8JxIu6

So...Tiger Woods is kind of a douchebag.

Tiger when "transgressions" = doing a cocktail waitress while ur wife is home pregnant, u officially qualify as a douchebag.

Bobby Hebert Is A Douchebag…And Not For The Reason You Think! http://bit.ly/4w6J5W

"There's no law about stealing from a colossal douchebag" Ahah what a quote, I'll try to reuse that one, thanks Californication :-)

Photo: If you act like a douchebag, don’t be surprised to find yourself surrounded by cunts. http://tumblr.com/xkw4dvyrh

@rox1smf CHRIS!! ty - it was driving me crazy. That Chris is kind of a douchebag i think. hah!

Drew Brees: "It was far from perfect." Don't be a douchebag Drew. #patriots

@birbigs I hope you've set aside some time to practise. You're more of a municipal douchebag, not ready for the federal level.

@anthony_p_c I CAN HAZ ACTUAL NON-DOUCHEBAG AS MAI ELECTED REPERZENTATIV?

It's 70% spam/spammers/cyber douchebag pickkupartists.

Oh, Twitter is being a douchebag again? I was beginning to wonder why it had been so long.

@rebeccawatson: laughing at qwantz rape joke? thanks for another reminder of why you're anti-feminist, douchebag skepchicks.

@otakudan Neh, I usually call a lame-ass guy try to be funny a douchebag though. Which you can also find that in gym.

@ChrisCavs a douchebag, that's who.

This study group reeks of douchebag. Not the Ed Hardy kind of douchebag either, this DB breed is much, much worse.

Saw Pirate Radio tonight, the first movie in which Phillip Seymour Hoffman does not play A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG.

@digitalindsay Sorry for being a douchebag. ;-;

Sure the lead singer of The Night Marchers is a douchebag, but making the audience watch him eat a banana instead of an encore? Hilarious.

@shanbot @WoundedCrane Haha.. he's probably a douchebag in disguise. >.<

RT @TiffanyJMoore If a collar pops in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does the douchebag make a sound?

@deanog Like u said: Ed Hardy is great, it helps you spot a douchebag a mile away!

RT @PackerRanter: Upon further review, Crabtree is an even bigger douchebag than originally thought.

@maresicle Damn girl you don't know who glenn beck is?! He's only the biggest douchebag on faux news! Enjoy: http://bit.ly/6NbQKl

Just want to welcome all my new douchebag #tcot followers...I look forward to the inevitable time when u unfollow me http://bit.ly/5z1uBM

to the guy who just KSEd me: you're a douchebag

Auto-DM's sent after a mutual follow are like: "Hi. I am a douchebag. You will probably never like me but it was worth the shot."

Auto-DM's sent after a mutual follow are like: "Hi. I am a douchebag. You will probably never like me but it was worth the shot."

Auto-DM's sent after a mutual follow are like: "Hi. I am a douchebag. You will probably never like me but it was worth the shot."

Just completed a 'douche bag' clean up. Life IS good.

@telex sweet glad to help ya' make a buck. douchebag, douchebag, douchebag. How's that for you?

@nickhogan4real ~Nick think @ it. Who got famous for being an idiot douche bag? Pez Hilton!

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