@CJ_Bauder Sorry to hear about your dad and the flu. Hope you are OK! Anytime you want to trade stories let me know!

@racheltrue Peripheral brush with fame moment: My friend's dad is friends with his dad. Such a small world!   : )

HAHAHA! RT @fmylife: today I found out that my dad hides his Viagra in an Aspirin bottle Now I have ... FML http://bit.ly/6b5bZS

I'm going 2 make baked mac & cheese 4 dinnr 2nite. My bf's dad is trying 2 show off & asks if I'm making a rue'or going 2 sweat the onions!?

@erinnicole213 Mark Strain? Your dad?

@Jasperblu It seriously weirds me out because my dad? Is a fucktard deluxe, bless his heart. lol

Long talk with my dad. I feel better i guess. Lots of praying to do.

My dad got married this weekend. I would offer congratulations, except I'm busy wondering WTF is wrong with his new wife.

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"I gotta get outta this place...if it's the last thing I ever do!" I wonder if whoever wrote those lyrics had been trapped in an attic bedroom for five years with a nasty case of panic disorder? Too horrified perhaps to venture downstairs into the...

RT @tweetmeme Lamenting Unspoken, another poem for my dad http://bit.ly/5F1L5C

@ozdj oh..maybe it's the normal one then, it doesn't have a model number on it. Dad bought it through amazon.com wireless working well

Logan's dad has sent me a friend request on fb. Why? It's not like my profile is blocked, but really we are not friends, finished and kla

"Dad, can I use the IBM computer tonight?" http://bit.ly/4BHCWD

Jusr schooled my dad about counterfeit money markers and license plate spray at same time #skeptic

@Mohsin_M Get your dad to sign up under his name, like I did. And you don't have a debit card? Wow.

Man discovers Charles Manson is his real dad http://bit.ly/8tozhe

At my parents' house, listening to my dad teach kids how to play xmas carols. Don't know how mum stands it without going crazy... oh.

Working on selective deafness with my Mom. My dad mastered it years ago- thank goodness.

Out for a pint with my dad :-)

@goalie_dad Me too. I have too many. :)

My dad and I raised a barn yesterday, well, a car port, but I could store hay inside if I wanted to.

@SarahBHood Nice to hear about the book launch with some of your Dad's work. ;-)

Photo: Thank you, Dad http://tumblr.com/xhe47jr12

Deanna's dad arrives for a week or so visit today. He was on his best behavior the last time he visited, hoping he will be this time as well

@jamhess Yeah, I know. My mother died right before she went to a community. Sold her house. Second TG w/o her. Dad left earth 15 yrs ago.

Dad with "temporary custody" confesses to beating 18-month-old son to death: http://wp.me/pu9F1-is

New blog post: http://tinyurl.com/yazsopz - Dad with "temporary custody" confesses to beating 18-month-old son to death

@rachelannyes : Your Dad using the geiger counter post PET scan - Too cool! What were the results?

Happy Dad! Just talked 2 my son, who's safe in Kabul! That makes early Thanksgiving 4 me!

@formatted_dad had to go find it when I saw your quote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugpzVe5KOvA #TaxMan

@ElaineHanson awwww! 6'2" ??? well - my almost 15 just passed his Dad who's 5'11''

Gloomy Day in Atlanta look Like this Weather Go Along ;with my hair a mess :-) Tweet later Going To the Airport Pick up my Dad!

@LorrieannR I with you in spirit, darlin'. Your Dad has my prayers.

talking the day off cause my brother arrives in town... he's flying into LA & meeting my dad & I at Pauli for UCLA hoops... stokedy stoked!

Dad's name Warren Buyer, he 'd say we have good genes, not Calvin. RT @jonesdel: Is first name Warren going extinct? http://bit.ly/6Wq7nd

Dad duty today; Taking my daughter to the orthodontist.

RT @dadblogs Dad Blogs - Dude, where’s my XBOX? Teen dials 911 when parents take away his toy http://bit.ly/8qKSlu

@pjowens75 my dad has the same dilemma and misses his golf

Going to ze butcher with my dad to get the deer all cut-up. Om nom nom!

$413 to #TeamBoston fr Arlington Fossils vs Pond Dawgz charity game. #Fossils 2-0, #21 best game of year, dad @ game. 8-{D

My sister says hijacking sanctuary for eulogy at Dad's funeral does not work for her. I will honor that. Wil negotiate.

Eulogies now highly uncommon in Catholic Churches. Preparing for interesting discussion with pastor about Dad's Mass. Ex: http://ow.ly/ESPu

Dad's very sick. So much needs to be done for palliative care.

sitting in St Lukes, Rathgar with my dad. Staff lovely, place spotless but so so depressing. Sad too to think HSE wants to sell it.

Children and Divorce at the Holidays | Dad's House: For children of divorce families, the holidays are diff.. http://bit.ly/6hL6n7

Wishing my Dad well on his big surgery today -- I know he will come out great!!

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