Could not believe the rude cow who demanded our shop to make her a salad for $3. I love you society.

Most Bizarre Soft Drinks: Gau Jal: made of cow urineIndia's Hindu nationalist movement recently said it is in t.. http://bit.ly/2ceW9C

@Maria0305 I got that feeling. like she's the kid at the mall who has a cow when she doesn't get ice cream. watched it like 3 times now.

@digitaldocs a cow would make quite a dent.

I can't be the only one who reads @GuyKawasaki's "Holy Kaw!" blog, and hear "caw" (like a crow) when I read "Kaw" instead of "cow".

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie; JC again; Mini riot; and BillionaireXchange: BF 6 during the long nig.. http://bit.ly/2JB6WW

@discogryff goodnight dearheart... the cow jumping too :)

The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk. - Ogden Nash #quote

Jeans online can't replace trying several dozen in one afternoon just to get one pair that doesn't make you look like a cow.

.@tragic_pizza @JesusNeedsNewPR apparently idol tipping is more hazardous than cow tipping. :)

Hopefully it doesn't have something to do with the cow's exhaust system, @rathergood.

I can honestly say that I will never have the need to purchase a robotic cow rectum. http://bit.ly/21H5Ne It will clash with the furniture

I love the title of the SXSW panel @eaton's organizing "Selling Your Milk When the Cow is Free" http://is.gd/4R9eh

@sethcaskey Exactly. Who cares what a cow thinks?

@cow_grrrl shot for the add on this :) LOVE the background btw - LOL, awesome! #LoveAllThingsCow http://bit.ly/31Jr0d

Vans Cow Hair Pack http://bit.ly/Vp0bw

"I wandered lonely as a cow..." Err - no. What copywriters can learn from poets: http://bit.ly/1n348Y #copywriters

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie: After posting about good old “ratty” on Angus Dei on all and s.. http://bit.ly/3ueHpL

Not my cow by the way http://twitpic.com/ove18

@torvaanser I hope Mimi will be OK. Cow, Monty, Othello & Soot send furry love & paw pats.

Am headed for Slough this morning. Cycle-train-tube-train-taxi For my American friends Slough rhymes with cow, not cough :-)

@adamjackson you now have a new cow... just from me!!!

OH MY COW! the game is almost over (2:03 NHL minutes, which means 15-20 'real people' minutes) and the Seahawks are still ahead!

http://www.dancarlin.com check out both his shows. If you're not a DNC Sheep or a GOP Cow you'll love the non-herd mentality.

Virtual Cow Butt
Veterinarians have no choice when they need to check a cow for pregnancy or infection. The standard procedure is to stick your arm up the cow’s rectum. The technique is difficult to teach to veterinary students because, well, it’s dark in...

@pcsketch uhu, about growing a cow, and eat it ;-)

has a plan, and it involves a cow. Great plan.

@dianekristel Absolutely again!I feel lucky when seeing floods in Manila or Baguio in news.we cannot sell the cow and drink the milk ha.

FarmVille Post:: New Error Message: sad looking cow http://bit.ly/2XTSwQ

Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes - Haptic cow - Gizmodo - http://shar.es/akfyf

@JamiMiami that's mean. @janiec is NOT a cow.

"This isn’t a sandwich: it’s a cow in bread!" - Jessi, my wife, after a stop at Wendy’s http://tumblr.com/xqt3ws5mf

RT @worstfan: Terrelle Pryor just arm punted right through PSU's cow hearts.

Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes [Robots]: The ‘Haptic Cow' may have recently won .. http://bit.ly/2JAXji

rt @techwatch Gizmodo Alert: Robot Cow Rectum: http://bit.ly/sQSjd odd sort of learning experience

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose?

is looking for a pink cow to adopt in FV.... seriously ='c

Just finished 10 miles in 1:35. Feel great, park is beautiful, now I want to go eat a cow. #crohns #moo

Wish Granting Cow Feng Shui Symbol for Good Luck and Prosperity: http://bit.ly/41ve0R via @addthis

@cow_grrrl You must be popular with the boys then? :)

@cow_grrrl Ahh. No excuse then. hehehe

@cow_grrrl Lol. Nah, a good wine is always nice if you can keep it civil and enjoy it for the quality.

@cow_grrrl @LizeU with quitting smoking in march i'm in the best condition of my life. (stuffed back, knee and elbow from gymnastics aside)

@cow_grrrl Yeah...Very few stupid mistakes too. Lol.

@jane_l Is it called COWABUNGA? Or something more euphemistic, like MILKING THE COW? ;-)

RT @EducateBooks: He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on. -Ben Franklin