As a biz owner, you can work your butt off & make no money - right? You don't get paid for effort - only results. By @LarryJanesky

J.Lo's AMA Fail -- Edited for TV
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez If you watched the AMAs last night on the West Coast, then you missed the highlight of the evening -- when J.Lo botched a jump and fell flat on her infamous rear.Anyone who saw the show live was treated to the booty bailout --...

Bulls And Bears Butt Heads: Whitney Tilson, Gary Shilling, Tom Gardner and more debate the future of the markets. http://bit.ly/4n5uXl

@leticiatostes I miss geneva too. But for opposite reasons. I'm freezing my butt off at the moment!

@SylChang yep, tiresomely long... 囧 my butt feels numb after it

Did anyone else see J Lo fall on her butt during her performance? Ouch! #AMA

i admit i rewound the dvr a couple times to see hester's butt during the bears game.

If it weren't for the AMAs, Devin Hester's butt would be a trending topic right now.

@olivosartstudio HAH me too, I have to get up and stretch, it gets to my back and butt! i need better chairs too

looking forward to going for a nice, long run outside tomorrow and not freezing my butt off.

Some Of That Funky Stuff
Ain’t nothin’ but a G-string baaaaabay! Two butt cheeks shakin’ like craaaaazay!Michigan

@RUNSTHISToWN ..... why is she throwing a fit?? Her butt broke her fall.

@TheOriginalTKO true, i always say if you like something, own it. i like penis in the butt, cheerios, REM and the Steelers.

commented on the eHow article "How to Exercise Your Butt" http://ehow.com/a00567a7b

congrats to @mediaite for being so quick to get clip of J. Lo falling on her butt up on the site: http://bit.ly/8CRnOC

@Willow_Raine LOL I can't wait. My butt is too big anyways. I can stand to laugh it off.

Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor http://ff.im/-bRxaJ

@paultelner caught you and kicked your butt for the pranks you pull? The water hose one looked like you made a narrow escape ;)

@RiverKanoff They're in my butt.

RT @thomaslennon: Tried to Baboonify my butt with some tempera paint... Doesn't look AT ALL like I planned.

RT @jbruin: celebrating the chargers kicking butt by kicking butt at the gym :)

celebrating the chargers kicking butt by kicking butt at the gym :)

Iran kicks the butt of US on Stem Cell Research. Wake up ppl. http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/rough/2009/06/iran_stem_cell.html

"Wash your butt n go to jail"Did they really help u wash butt before let u in??eh??papa??mama??

"Wash your butt n go to jail"Did they really help u wash butt before let u in??eh??papa??mama??

Got my butt kicked at an indoor paintball game today. It was a blast!

I hate to say it but I'm a progressive liberal and I'm tired of waiting for Obama to get in their and twist some arms and kick some butt.

@sea_of_shoes They definitely tend to be scandalous like that. Doesn't everyone want the word "ho" on their butt? lol

Vikings are kicking butt and taking names!

RT: @thatneilguy Seriously, have you seen @damnedjuggler's Pancake Art Project? http://thepancakeproject.blogspot.com/ HAHA Pig butt!

I decided that I will be cooking an old fashioned Thanksgiving Dinner on Thursday for the girls & I ! better get my butt 2 the store TODAY!

OH "Daniella has a butt crack problem just like me!" (daughter about her Liv World doll)

#peacock splendor http://twitpic.com/qi3meOr #peacock butt http://twitpic.com/qi3s5

Get Off Your Butt: 16 Ways to Get Motivated When You’re in a Slump. http://bit.ly/6zRDo8 Zen Habits

@joelkodner thanks Joel. I went inside, came back out to the butt slapping pictures and then wet back inside to eat. You guys rock! Thank U

RT @AlainVanHeerden: RT @andybeal Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor http://gri.ms/BTR0

Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor http://riz.gd/a48vx8

Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor http://bit.ly/5Dpefc http://ff.im/-bPBN4

Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor: http://url4.eu/nyXM

@hardlynormal I know - I was freezing my butt off last night. Reminded me of the nasty winter in NYC. Wind chills = do. not. want. !!!!!!

I've really gotta find a way to work standing up! My butt is tired.

RT @andybeal: "New Post: Google, the Butt of Toilet Humor http://gri.ms/BTR6 by @andybeal"

RT @VeronicaLudwig RT @ChicagoPhotogr: http://pic.gd/8d1e2b Frosty's butt.

Lane Stadium is particulalry spectacular after a 38-10 butt-kicking of NCST! http://flic.kr/p/7hnHMQ

@kimberlydawn84 your butt probably treated me. Mine's been making all kinds of phone calls lately.

@sean_mchugh Those two things better not happen at the same time or your Aunt will kick your BUTT

@sghughes some situations call for diplomacy... Some call for kick'in butt and taking names. Today I embraced my inner redneck.