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Hillary DePiano
Hillary DePiano posted a tweet
Worked my butt off today! Hoping I can take a sick day tomorrow to recover a little, I just haven't stopped and... http://bit.ly/3oGKO1
 
Jean Ann VK
Jean Ann VK posted a tweet
@daneskelson @kissmyaster Chief Butt-Kicker reporting for duty :)
 
Greeblemonkey
Greeblemonkey posted a tweet
These things are true about our sushi dinner out: there is a local news guy here I can't name & they installed a butt warmer on the toilet.
 
Crystal
Crystal posted a tweet
OH: "Please don't scratch your butt with the toothpaste." "But Dad, I'm trying to get chocolate out of my teeth." !?
 
Childsplayx2
Childsplayx2 posted a tweet
Caught a glimpse of my backside in the mirror. This weightloss now emphasizes that my butt is flatter than the Midwest.
 
Amber Naslund
Amber Naslund posted a tweet
@foodphilosophy you bet your butt we do.
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Dion La'Mar
Dion La'Mar posted a tweet
@rokkdiva damn you went to hard though..butt-fucked lol
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Meadows Ling
Meadows Ling posted a tweet
I've never liked hand puppets. It's like you're sticking your hand up their felted butt. Uh, yeah, Ewwww! Oh, and they're itchy.
 
Dave McGurgan
Dave McGurgan posted a tweet
Articles of Faith always kick my butt every time they come on the iPod.
 
gj - acomputerpro
gj - acomputerpro posted a tweet
Don't let short URLs bite you in the butt. See what's behind the madness with Brizzly. Here's an invitation for 10 of U http://bit.ly/1aO1Kg
 
Nick Jackson
Nick Jackson posted a tweet
If you abbr. his name there is a show on CNN called Dick Quest Means Business. Poor Marthinus van Skalkwyk was doing well until NASA butt in
 
Flutterby
Flutterby posted a tweet
@calamari U2! I've been wussing out and hitting the gym instead. I need to get outside and kick some squirrel butt. :D
 
Spostareduro
Spostareduro posted a tweet
Laughing butt off with @TweetVA ..whatta riot! :-)
 
gbattle
gbattle posted a tweet
I just watched JB Smoove as Leon as Danny Duberstein again and laughed my butt off, again. Curb Your Enthusiasm >> Seinfeld.
 
mikemcallen
mikemcallen posted a tweet
Fight Mens butt and ball cancer this movember with me! http://bit.ly/2F4Cuz
 
Just Julie
Just Julie posted a tweet
Dragging my sick butt into the office for a mtg this morning. It's payday so I can do this right??
 
Ahmed Samir
Ahmed Samir posted a tweet
@jasuk70 Be careful. Don't want you ending up on yr butt walking in dark:)
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Heather Elias
Heather Elias posted a tweet
@jklaussen have you seen my butt? I'm no toothpick, sweets. ;)
 
Mike Miller
Mike Miller posted a tweet
@katyperry http://twitpic.com/pm05d - Don't do it Katy! Your butt is great just the way it is :D
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Aaron H
Aaron H posted a tweet
@icednyior the oren fella sat on me starting shaking the butt.
 
Crys
Crys posted a tweet
If you do nothing but sit on your butt & expect to b waited on hand & foot, you shouldn't call others "lazy"
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Shaddock
Shaddock posted a tweet
Butt, Hips and Thighs! Learn to firm, tighten and trim these troubled areas: http://myprofitlinks.com/link/Butt
 
Angel 3000
Angel 3000 posted a tweet
RT @SKIPofWELOOSE: #basicrevruntweet u can do sidebends or sits up, but please..dont lose that butt god is love rev run <--u wrong 4 dat lol
 
paigeiam
paigeiam posted tweets
@D_Love yes you were right but still that game was close omg that last ten seconds my butt was tight lol #gosuns
Time out Suns its freaking tied!! ahhhh my butt hurts and i have to put my laptop cause im going to jump around this last part #gosuns
 
thomasknoll
thomasknoll posted a tweet
Getting off my butt (literally). Getting brain fuel (metaphorically). Getting anxious (psychosomatically).
 
AnnAlderson
AnnAlderson posted a tweet
You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
 
Julie@Momspective
Julie@Momspective posted a tweet
@RealLifeSarah I'll kick their butt. I can't see how that could possibly happen to one of the most wonderful, inspiring women I know.
 
dmgerbino
dmgerbino posted a tweet
I am loving this blow out! RT @Adrigonzo Neener neener, my Packers are kicking Cowboy butt!!
 
Andrew
Andrew posted a tweet
My butt was my plus one.
 
Karen Cardoza (MrsB)
Karen Cardoza (MrsB) posted a tweet
Home from a nice dinner out with the family. Now to get ready for the work week so I can stay up and watch my boys kick colt butt #patriots
 
Sean Blake
Sean Blake posted a tweet
RT @Mrphotogenic: Zorn doesn't do anything all game except butt in and screw it up.
 
shareski
shareski posted a tweet
Church, lunch with friends and now my butt firmly planted on couch for an afternoon of football and perhaps a snooze. Sundays rock.
 
Allisoncds
Allisoncds posted a tweet
My 22 yo daughter's txt msg 2 my husb: "Your butt called me again." (His phone accidentally calls her on a regular basis.)
 
Your Daily Cute
Your Daily Cute posted a tweet
Aw geez. I think Moo has worms. Just found something on his butt. Off to the vet...
 
Staci
Staci posted a tweet
Kari Ann on Celebrity Rehab needs pants that cover her butt crack worse than she needs sex rehab.
 
hendro
hendro posted a blog entry
How long would it take to lose 10 pounds if I run for 30 minutes everyday?
and maybe do a few crunches, pushups, etc. only for 30 minutes though cuz i’m in high school and i don’t have time....
 
Marci Maleski
Marci Maleski posted a tweet
@fittorrent Aloha, Liana! Never tried Navigator but ran Navigon against Mom's bult-in GPS and it kicked it's butt.
 
Hella Sound
Hella Sound posted a tweet
@DP_Turtle pace it out, run *your* race, kick its butt!
 
andreanna k
andreanna k posted a tweet
I have a mini monster her name is Isabella. She is a farty butt who really starts to smella
 
Hella Sound
Hella Sound posted a tweet
@smellycents kick some Big Sur butt—run aggro!
 
Jim
Jim posted a tweet
@katyperry I was looking forward to looking @ your butt...not an ice cream sundae! :o/
 
Aaron
Aaron posted a tweet
@elverbo of course I've insulted him. Insults are my USP. Butt-nugget. ;o)
 
EricG
EricG posted a blog entry
nearly unbearable lower back pain. (i’m a rower)?
ive been rowing for 7 years without any injuries. but this fall, my back started hurting when i would angle it forward or...
 
<em>opiatedsherpa</em>
opiatedsherpa posted a tweet
#kylewellwoodissofat that when he dumps into the zone, a chicken comes out his butt from a helicopter & falls into a large, marked out area.
 
mediaChick
mediaChick posted a tweet
Now interrogating @ZuHelter for information to discover why his dog @LittleGyrl is filling my air with butt sulfur. "WHAT DID YOU FEED HER?"
 
<em>aminorml</em>
aminorml posted a tweet
@JayLink_ You're welcome! On the right side you can pick what kind of butt you want. Don't know about that ballerina butt tho!
 
Delwilliams
Delwilliams posted a tweet
@heykim Hopefully he has a package that won't make him the butt of jokes. Ha! Hell, if you are going to flaunt it, have something to flaunt
 
Emelita Hicks
Emelita Hicks posted a tweet
@LoveAllCureAll I was looking forward to meeting ya. My dumb butt didn't charge my phone though! Ggrr! That's ok, maybe next time!
 
Pris
Pris posted a tweet
Morn everybody! Cool sunday hur?! (: Butt asks text me at 530am to check if i've watched 2012 anot. Haha! This dumbass! :D