I Would Never Sit at This Table [Bad Ideas]
Seriously, would anyone? Hundreds of pounds of cathode ray tubes, glass and particle board, dangling inches from your head. The caution tape doesn't inspire confidence, either. Maybe this restaurant would be better off with a flat-panel. [Thanks Matt.]...

Look Out Facebook: Friendster Is BACK!!! [Lol]
Guys, Facebook is so last week. You know what the new hotness is? Friendster! Hey, stop laughing! Yes, Friendster is prepping for a big ol' relaunch tomorrow, using a brand new logo and a new slogan, "Connecting Smiles." Hoo boy. Apparently, they're...

Japanese Fluorescent Lamp Fighting: Insane Even Compared to Other Crazy Japanese Things [Bad Ideas]
OK, so maybe this ridiculous "sport" isn't a fair representation of Japan as a whole. But holy shit guys, what is the deal with this? Warning: bloody photos ahead. [Oddity Central via Geekologie via Neatorama]

Bacon-Flavored Envelopes: Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor and Fat [Bad Ideas]
Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes are envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon. So when you seal an envelope, you get the taste of bacon and a deep feeling of emptiness inside yourself. So it's kind of a double-edged sword. [Mmmvelopes via Uncrate] ...