That's just great a moron threw away my aspirin and the headache is brewing. Maybe I'll get that anit headache band thingie.

4 aspirin + water = head still pounding. I'm a bad, bad girl.

THANKS! Had no idea I was supposed to. "@Pistachio dont forget to take a tylenol or aspirin right away afterwards.... /via @LMEfficiency

@rashasman PRESCRIPTION take two aspirin and reduce your Twitter consumption by 13 hours a day, signed Dr. SilkCharm PS I'll be checking...

@MarkDykeman It's out-of-phase aliens poking about in your brain. Happens all the time. An aspirin will discourage them.

@tiger_milk coffee is a vasoconstrictor... grab some aspirin, bananas, lots of water... you'll be okay soon :)

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I need to find either the off switch to my brain or something that will make the headaches go away. Aspirin is useless.

@maloman vomit, two aspirin and some sleep in a dark room. Then beer and a greasy burger after waking. Good luck.

Either the aspirin is wearing off or this sinus headache just kicked into 3rd gear.

@lefauxfrog I JUST got your aspirin joke from yesterday.

Just found out the ingredients in Viagra : 3% Vitamin E, 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% Vitamin C and 92% Fix-A-Flat! :P

New blog post: Replace Aspirin With Tomatoes For Heart Health http://8a5kw.th8.us

@DMJoe Yeah, but xtra informal #CIB this Fri (New Years) and probably another on 1/7 (I'm outta town) Bring your own aspirin this wk

needs ASPIRIN....! http://plurk.com/p/35hm0y

RT @tweetmeme Common pain medicine used with aspirin increases heart attack risk http://tinyurl.com/yhuuyn4

My first christmas gift? ~ A bug report on Asprin ~ Wasn't on my list. http://github.com/masukomi/aspirin

@berzerkeley Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Can You Trade Aspirin For Fruitflow? - AOL Health http://ow.ly/ONwv

Aspirin During Pregnancy May Help Preemies (HealthDay): HealthDay - TUESDAY, Dec. 22 (HealthDay News) -- The ch.. http://bit.ly/92RwgX

time to kick back with a handful of aspirin and build a new firewall

Actually the doctor prescribed me with paracetamol for the pain in my ribs. I'm allergic to all painkillers, including aspirin.

the New England Journal of Stupid - 都已經胃潰瘍了，還要吃阿斯匹靈嗎 (Use of Aspirin in Patients with Peptic Ulcer Bleeding)? http://bit.ly/5Nz4T6

分享 http://tinyurl.com/ylreqlk (都已經胃潰瘍了，還要吃阿斯匹靈嗎 (Use of Aspirin in Patients with Peptic Ulcer Bleeding)?) http://plurk.com/p/2w4k3k