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Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes-Polish chick
This beautiful young Polish chick walks into the health clinic and begins to talk to the nurse. "Excuse me, ma'am, is this...
 
santosh
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Adult Joke - Coffee
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee.The waitress,...
2 days ago the chutkule | Topics: Funny jokes, adult jokes, jokes
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Short funny jokes-Defining Ex
Jill: Do you define an "ex" as "someone you married"?Mary: Heavens no! An "ex" is "anyone who spent the night more than...
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Really funny jokes-Black baby
Ole was pacing the expectant Father's waiting room, waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he...
 
santosh
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Blonde Joke - Your trousers
Phoebe, a blonde city girl, marries an Australian dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John...
3 days ago the chutkule | Topics: Blonde Jokes, adult jokes
 
santosh
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Adult Joke - I am not mad
A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. She gets me so angry...
3 days ago the chutkule | Topics: adult jokes, jokes
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes-Control
A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three...
 
Umesh
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Hilarious jokes-English Council complaints
Subject: Hilarious English-Council complaintsThe British too, can be hilariously-notorious when it comes to English...
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes-Addiction
A man goes to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very...
 
mady
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An Interesting Management Lesson
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that...
6 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes-Doggy style
A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "doggie...
 
mady
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On Top Of Strawberry Hill
There were three guys who were late to class.The first guy came in and said, "Sorry I’m late teacher I was on top of...
8 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Really funny jokes-Dustman picking up wheely bins
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house...
 
Umesh
Umesh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes-Prankster
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played...
 
mady
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They have explaining to do
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the...
12 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
Fly2funtoosh
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FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE
FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET...
13 days ago SMS HUB | Topics: Adult Jokes, Dirty Jokes
 
Fly2funtoosh
Fly2funtoosh posted a blog entry
we can get rid of the milkman
Man pinches wifes breastsand says if we firm these up we can get rid of the bra. Wife grabs his penis & says if we firm...
13 days ago SMS HUB | Topics: Adult Jokes, Dirty Jokes
 
Fly2funtoosh
Fly2funtoosh posted a blog entry
A blonde girl and a mosquito?
What's the diference betweena blonde girl and a mosquito?If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!!
13 days ago SMS HUB | Topics: Adult Jokes, Dirty Jokes
 
mady
mady posted a blog entry
Down The Toilet
A young couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy...
14 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
mady
mady posted a blog entry
Faithful Wife !!!
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life."You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she...
14 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
mady
mady posted a blog entry
Stubborn Girlfriend
A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.She gets me so angry...
14 days ago The Ultimate Fun Blog | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
mady
mady posted a blog entry
Doctor's Thoughts
A 60 yr old man goes to visit his doctor for a regular checkup. Oldman: "DOC, you are not going to believe how good I have...
 
santosh
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Jhonny Jokes - Moral of the story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The...
20 days ago the chutkule | Topics: Jhonny jokes, adult jokes
 
mady
mady posted a blog entry
Confession is good!
Being his turn to receive confessions, a priest hears the confession of a church congregant whose voice is very...
 
santosh
santosh posted a blog entry
Adult jokes - Blowjob
Three women are talking about their boyfriends. "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when...
25 days ago the chutkule | Topics: adult jokes
 
santosh
santosh posted a blog entry
Jhonny Jokes - We have everything
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had...
25 days ago the chutkule | Topics: Jhonny jokes, adult jokes
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
French Prostitutes
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided...
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
Viagra and Food
Viagra and FoodA woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, aslice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and...
41 days ago FRESH FREE HUMOROUS JOKES | Topics: Adult Jokes
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
The Beautiful Teacher
The Beautiful TeacherA pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.Taking him aside after class one day, she asked,...
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
Really Bad Day
A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."The guy says, "Am I...
 
santosh
santosh posted a blog entry
Husband wife jokes - ID proof
Tags: Husband wife jokes,jokes An old man goes to a Social Security office to apply for benefits but forgets his ID. The...
 
Marie
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Doggy Style
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard. The driver says: "That is great. Me and...
 
santosh
santosh posted a blog entry
Jhonny jokes - Future dreams
Tags: Jhonny jokes,adult jokes Little Johnny and two of his friends were sitting on a front porch one day after school. Billy...
47 days ago the chutkule | Topics: Jhonny jokes, adult jokes
 
fracas
fracas posted a blog entry
Joke of the Day – Issue #64
Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 – Case of the Pregnant Lady:A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.  She...
47 days ago fracas | Topics: General, Humor, Humour, groaner jokes
 
fracas
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Joke of the Day – Issue #63
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the...
 
fracas
fracas posted a blog entry
Joke of the Day – Issue #62
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new...
49 days ago fracas | Topics: General, Humor, Humour, groaner jokes
 
fracas
fracas posted a blog entry
Joke of the Day – Issue #61
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft.After one...
 
fracas
fracas posted a blog entry
Joke of the Day – Issue #60
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is...
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
10 Halloween Jokes: Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...1. So...What'd you get in the sack?2. Once you get under the sheet,...
 
fracas
fracas posted a blog entry
Joke of the Day – Issue #59
For those that have wondered (or read that joke about how God must be female) here is proof that God is indeed, male.A dad was...
 
Marie
Marie posted a blog entry
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the...