Topic: Text Jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

Don't Get Distracted At Work
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand...

22 hours ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: red head, Text Jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

Arrested For Laughing!
This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a...

2 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Blonde Jokes 081908
1. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,Blind guy: Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to...

3 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

enday posted a blog entry

Pinoy Jokes
*RegaloMare: Di yata nagustuhan ni PARE ang birthday gift mo ah?Mrs: Oo nga,7 months na di pa rin ginagamit.Mare: Bakit, ano...

4 days ago

Kwentong pinas | Topics: Jokes, pinoy jokes, tagalog jokes, text jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Funny Jokes 081608
1. I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....The clerk farted and gave me a receipt2. Steve...

5 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

Anything For A Good Cause
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable...

7 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

Anything For A Good Cause
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable...

7 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Redneck Jokes 081408
1. A redneck walks into a lawyers office and tells him he wants one of them dayvorces.Lawyer: Well, sir, do you have...

8 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: Drinking..., Redneck Jokes, clean jokes, text jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Naughty Joke 081208
Kissing is a pleasureF**king is a gameGuys get all the pleasureGirls get all the painHe says he loves you, and you believe it...

10 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: Drinking..., naughty text..., text jokes, jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Funny Jokes 080908
1. R des ur eys, i fund dem betwen my brest. - Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!2. B frndly w/ ur kds, dey...

12 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., One Liners..., Drinking..., funniest text...

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke of the Day 071808
Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his...

34 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., One Liners..., Drinking..., funniest text...

theblogger posted a blog entry

Ultimate Excuse Never Heard Before.
A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on Highway 2 for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...

35 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke of the day 071508
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved...

37 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

Naughty Butler
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest...

40 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

theblogger posted a blog entry

How Greeks Do Business
Kosta (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’Kosta: ‘But the girl is...

40 days ago

Laugh IT Out | Topics: Text Jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Short joke of the Day
b1: There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy, but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!b2: A...

42 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., One Liners..., Drinking..., funniest text...

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 07/07/08
a444: There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'a445:...

45 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., One Liners..., Drinking..., funniest text...

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.The boys began to argue over who would get the first...

52 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 06/30/08
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A back...

53 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: Drinking..., clean jokes, text jokes, jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Usa ka Magsasaka
Sakop: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,unya akosuweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,kinsa mopakaon...

54 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Usa ka Bungi
Teacher: Give me colors that begin w/ letter M….Pupil: Maroon!Teacher: Anybody else?Bungi:...

54 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Tagalog..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

C Pedro Nagkarga ug Kanding sa Bus
Konduktor: Kinsa ning kanding dinhi?Pedro: Ako na!Konduktor: Plitihan tani ha?Pedro: O’ pangutan-a lang kung naa ba...

54 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Bana Nagpatuli
Bana: Day,kon unsay mahitabo human sa operasyon ayaw pasagdi ang a2ng mga anak ha?Asawa: Hilom diha,ka-OA nimo! Way namatay...

55 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Mr ug Mrs Sige’g away
Mr: Dili na nako makaya! Kada adlaw nalang ta mag-away!Maayo pay mobiya ko aning balaya!Mrs: Ako pud gilaay na! Maayo pa...

55 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Mag-ama!
Bata: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo lahat ng gagawin ko mali.Di nyo ko mahal!Ama: Nagkakamali ka anak.Anak: Shit!...

55 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Tagalog..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 06/25/08
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror;Woman: "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a...

56 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: One Liners..., Drinking..., text messages, clean jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 06/20/08
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

62 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: Drinking..., clean jokes, text jokes, jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Babae Ginagahasa
Cgaw ng nire-rape na ba2e: 2long! 2long!Rapist: Wag ka ng humingi ng 2long,kaya ko 2ng mg-isa!Babae: Sure ka? Ah ok,.wag...

64 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Tagalog..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Kawatan Nasakpan
Ako: Sakpan! Ikaw diay kawatan dri ug lubi hah,.!Ikaw: Sakpan gani,sakpan gud! Di lng magpakurat! Relax lng gud,..!

64 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

exinrex posted a blog entry

Tanini Wonder Haplas
When i was heartbroken i suffered too much pain love complicationsand even incurable aches but as time goes by i felt...

64 days ago

Pinoy Jokes | Topics: Funny Visayan..., bisaya jokes, Pinoy Jokes, text jokes

enday posted a blog entry

Erap Jokes
English LanguageCory: Bakit ayaw mo ng English language?Erap: Nakakalito kasi. Ang isda, pis, ang mukha ay pis, ang...

75 days ago

Kwentong pinas | Topics: Jokes, erap jokes, filipino..., funny

enday posted a blog entry

Erap Jokes!
Erap calling U.P. Diliman:Erap: Hello! Is this Diliman?Operator; No, this is Padre Faura!Erap: I’m sorry father, wrong...

76 days ago

Kwentong pinas | Topics: Jokes, erap, erap jokes, filipino...

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 04/22/08
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable...

120 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 04/20/08
After struggling for many hours deep within the forestof stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit. He just couldn't...

123 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

MikaMika posted a blog entry

Mga Adddikkk!....
"sayo lang umiikot angbuhay ko"may nakapagsabi nba sayoyan?pwes! Adik Un!anu ka...?SoLar SysTem?!my goodness!..-09289765028,...

133 days ago

TEXT UNLIMITED | Topics: Funny Pinoy..., Text Jokes

MikaMika posted a blog entry

Have Some Fun!
1ng pinoynapropos sasa Pinayn mnmhal..upngmapasgotang grlpnaghandaanang sa2bhnBoy:"Wil u b myweding?"Girl:hahaha!Boy:"wats...

133 days ago

TEXT UNLIMITED | Topics: Text Jokes, Pinoy Text...

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 04/05/08
While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to...

137 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 04/01/08
Teacher: What are the four main food groups?Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.From: Ajokeaday.com # 18149 (receive...

142 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: Drinking..., funniest text..., clean jokes, text jokes

Hidden Identity posted a blog entry

Joke Of The Day 03/30/08
Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?A: TaxesFrom: Ajokeaday.com # 18649 (receive via email)Author: El...

144 days ago

Text Messages | Topics: funny text..., Drinking..., funniest text..., text messages

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