"Funny, smart and tolerable only in small doses"

Semi charmed, self absorbed, self centered, shallow, machavel... more

"Funny, smart and tolerable only in small doses"

Semi charmed, self absorbed, self centered, shallow, machavellian, epicurean, materialistic, narcissistic, jealous, deceitfully sweet, vengeful, calculating, hedonistic, stuck up, semi retarded, wishful, lazy pixie ne'er do well with a penchant for immense libraries, depleting strategic cash reserves and wrecking cars every 9 months. Fully crunk vocabulary wielded far above my tiny tiny weight class. Super saavy history and current events. My superior intellect and easy going smartassticness combined with a chaotic emotion meter gave me a formidable ability to be independently co dependent. Currently exiled in Hillbillyland, I have traveled widely including Europe, the Middle East and Alabama. I like Am Ex,Carte Blanche', Master Card, Visa and devouring American dollars at an alarming rate.