Suburban Jungle
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I am a humor columnist who used to own a very successful jewelry company in NYC... but moved to the suburbs and qui... more
I am a humor columnist who used to own a very successful jewelry company in NYC... but moved to the suburbs and quit when I got terrible morning sickness with my second child. I found no one wants a necklace thats been thrown-up on... even at cost (well maybe at cost.)
I now write for a magazine and my blog from home. My bosses expect me to building forts as intricate as the Chrysler bldg., slay closet monsters, provide Wii games before they are even in production, throw 50lb children into the air, and not drop them.
It is my job to keep them protected from the Florida sun, prehistoric insects and plasticware with the numbers 3,6, pr 7 on the bottom. Expose them to just enough germs to build their immune systems while using little enough sanitier to keep them healthy. I also have to remember to water and feed them daily.
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