Starcasm.net aspires to fill a void created by the lack of dedication and moral fortitude at other "respectable" n... more

Starcasm.net aspires to fill a void created by the lack of dedication and moral fortitude at other "respectable" news sites. We live by the words of Thomas Jefferson, who said, "The press is the best instrument for enlightening the mind of man, and improving him as a rational, moral and social being."

We try to provide daily insight into the lives and minds of our generation's greatest artists and charismatic leaders. We employ some of this country's finest journalists whose high standards and unwillingness to compromise had hitherto left them unable to find meaningful employment.

Another unique aspect of starcasm.net is that we have a steadfast aversion to technology. If Thomas Jefferson didn't have it, then we don't want anything to do with it! That's why we use professionally trained sketch artists instead of those "death of art" devices that are the weapons of choice for tourists and the aesthetically hebetudinous paparazzi.