MyBlogLog - Sarah Bellum : New with me

Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:28:25 -0800

Today is not only a Friday, but also a short day. I love midget Wednesdays.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:33:02 -0800

@Summerfred sweet! Bring a bottle and jammies and come over soon!
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:49:34 -0800

@Summerfred Just photoshop my face into the pictures. I'll protect their innocence and then you have to buy ME gifts. Win/win.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:27:48 -0800

New Blog Post: Just call me Dog Girl. Of course I'll punch you, but go ahead. Sometimes the truth hurts. http://bit.ly/7s41XC
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:45:38 -0800

Making dinner is exactly the same as a diet. By the time I finish cooking I'm bored of the food and not hungry. I must be doing it wrong.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:53:33 -0800

@sunnyhunt Wine is my boyfriend. The kind that never cheats, lies or farts in bed. I'm making it legal very soon. With this sip I thee wed.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:08:25 -0800

A man just told me to "stay north of the equator." There's something so wrong with this scenario.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:01:39 -0800

@susanmercedes Let me catch you up: I shaved my armpits and did my hair today. No one is rewarding me with dinner. The world is fired.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:49:24 -0800

Someone should most definitely take me out to dinner tonight. I shaved my armpits and that should be celebrated.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:20:36 -0800

I requested wine and cookies from the nerds. They provided me with pictures of both. I think the appropriate punishment here is death.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:09:15 -0800

Professor: "Does that make sense?" Me: "No idea, I tuned you out 20 minutes ago."
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:59:31 -0800

Is it too much to ask that my local NPR station plays new segments? Sick of the exact same story two days in a row. Come on.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:52:58 -0800

New blog post: Why Martha Stewart is Lobbying to Have me Put Down http://bit.ly/4Rbw3V/
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:33:54 -0800

@lilygrass I saw that. I was hoping for something much bigger. That's what she said. Tehehee.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:23:00 -0800

@juliejulie Honey, the only law I'll be practicing is self-defense. Journalism students make lousy lawyers, but great defendants.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:22:01 -0800

I need someone crafty that can help me make this: http://bit.ly/61A9Dy. Sorry Pottery Barn, but no way am I paying that much money.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:05:59 -0800

@juliejulie Whatever. You just called me dumb, but since you compared me to yummy candy I'm overlooking it.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:05:14 -0800

@ashbuckles Word. I hate that.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:41:19 -0800

@iScottie I'm adding you to the list of people I hate. For future reference anyone that eats real food when I'm eating popcorn= hate.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:22:28 -0800

@thekel @erinalberty: we all have the occasional oops, but it's the constant that makes me crazy, and them undateable.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:42:57 -0800

@flahute Then you, kind sir, are dead to me.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:20:01 -0800

I'm so desperate for a drink I may break into the @susanmercedes wine stash in my fridge. Obviously I'll add food coloring so it's red wine.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:19:27 -0800

There should be an online dating seminar that explains the difference between YOUR & YOU'RE. In related news, I'm going to die alone.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:58:35 -0800

CLARIFICATION: I need to be fed real food, not balls.
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Sarah Bellum posted a tweet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:57:31 -0800

I'd do anything for a couple of warm biscuits in my mouth. I don't mean balls, people. Don't get all euphemism on me. Just need to be fed.
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