Don E
Farmville

Last Login: 28th Jan 12:58 pm
Ahhh, geez.
About me? Really? Again?
OK.
I like to write, speak my mind and manually masturbate monkeys a... more
Ahhh, geez.
About me? Really? Again?
OK.
I like to write, speak my mind and manually masturbate monkeys all at the same time. OK, not really, but DAMN that would be a helluva thing to see on a resume now wouldn't it?
I'm the author of the Chronicles of the Purple Tidbit blog, a running series of commentaries about the idiosyncrasies I observe in and around and sometimes pertaining to life here on the Dirtball. Other than that, I'm just some balding fat guy doing his best to reach his target weight of 185 and stay the hell away from Britney Spears. That chick is looney, man.
I'm pretty sure there's other interesting stuff to tell about me, but aside from as being the real guy who brought sexy back, what else do you really need to know?
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