MyBlogLog - maria : New with me

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:29:52 -0800

My circadian rhythms must be French because they are always on strike.

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:04:11 -0800

A couple of years ago my sister-in-law insisted I enter Bean in a baby model contest at theGap.com. I entered this photo. I was kind of shocked and appalled that he wasn’t even a finalist. But then I saw how many kids entered. And THEN I saw the kids who won. They all had lots of hair.

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:06:00 -0800

This is the drunken voice mail. Thank GAWD it’s only 24 seconds long. I like to think that that proves that I have a good instinct for self-preservation, even when I’m totally wasted. As you might have guessed, this is NOT my normal speaking voice.

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:30:40 -0800

It's all fun and games until someone emails you an mp3 of a drunken voice mail you don't remember leaving.

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:44:34 -0800

I posted this on Wednesday but it was sideways. Also, new holiday avatar.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:14:40 -0800

Untitled

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:26:38 -0800

Thanksgiving is far and away my favorite American holiday. Why? Because it’s inclusive. Nothing to do about religion.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:22:19 -0800

My brother just announced that tomorrow we’re having LISTEN TO MARIA READ HER STORY time. O! How l adore him.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:27:47 -0800

GPOYW tipsy t-rex santa hat cheesecakes in the oven and sideways edition.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:22:31 -0800

I don’t like to bake because American education failed me. How many cups in a pound? Wet? Dry? Fucking metric system. Pass the Tia Maria.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:08:36 -0800

This photo has a name and it is Potential Chocolate Cheesecake.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:29:00 -0800

FRIENDFEED.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:22:12 -0800

GPOYCW Picking Some Apples Edition (via)

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:07:29 -0800

favstar milestone
I’m making a concerted effort not to be blatantly obnoxious, so I’m posting this here instead of on my...
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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:27:30 -0800

This is me not posting a favstar milestone. You’re welcome.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:19:15 -0800

OK, GUISE. I know y’all never watch video posted to Tumblr. Hell. I don’t. But you should really watch this one. My brother and a couple of classmates made it for their Chinese class and it is TEH AWESOME. 1. My brother has the best facial hair EVAR. (Sorry, Ross.) 2. There’s a dude in drag. 3. There’s a gag reel. Hilarity.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:03:39 -0800

MY RAPIDLY GREYING TEMPLES.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:59:47 -0800

Do you see what I see?

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:41:10 -0800

missing vera
It has been a year and eight days since my Grandma passed away. I miss her. A lot. She lived the last 3+ years of her life in...
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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:16:32 -0800

An unoriginal thought.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:56:54 -0800

Sure, I'm an effete, impudent intellectual snob, but believe you me when the revolution comes I will prove myself very useful in the hunter/gatherer sense of the word.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:41:00 -0800

It’s good to want things.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:10:00 -0800

I envy the simplicity of Bean's inner universe, in which everything is either a dinosaur or not a dinosaur.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:51:05 -0800

Hardly.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:36:23 -0800

Cremasteric reflex.

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