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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:57:00 -0700

Nerds in Space!
"Richard Garriott is the first game designer in space. The creator of the Ultima series of video games was launched into orbit...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:49:00 -0700

I Feel Your Pain!

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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:13:00 -0700

Just a Little Something For the Ladies!
Far be it from me not to give my fans what they want. For those ladies out there who want this full size poster, just email me...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:07:00 -0700

First Video by Fake Steve Ballmer! The first jamm'n fake CEO blogger in the world! Original instrumental...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:37:00 -0700

Pauly Shore Stops By Da' Crib!
Muh man Pauly Shore came by duh crib to flop n' chill da'odda day maaaan.Hope I said that right, you see that's how I have...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:58:00 -0700

Starting to Get Worried!
The market is still tanking and I'm down by $7,693,268,035.03!Maybe this thing is worse than I thought, maybe it's more than...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:08:00 -0700

God Spoke to me Last Night!
It's hard to explain, many of you will not believe, but I've got to tell it anyway.Last night just after Wellington tucked...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:27:00 -0700

The Force Unleashed!
Lucas Arts is about to release "The Force Unleashed!" It only runs on the xBox! Yes, The xBox!All of you who criticised me...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:08:00 -0700

Testimony Via PDF!
Sheesh! I had to send an e-mail to Federal court today denying any involvement in the "Vista CapAble" debacle. So I had the...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:21:00 -0700

Windows Cloud!
I'm wrapping up my Euro-trip here in Paris, so I decided to get out of this God-forsaken, hairy-womaned, foul-smelling,...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:23:00 -0700

No Court for Me!
Microsoft is being sued by a group of whinny mormons attempting to initiate a class action lawsuit against us for deceptive...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:07:00 -0700

Steve Fossett Remains Found
My fellow billionaire, adventurer and generous to a fault philantrophist, Steve fossett has been confirmed as having died in a...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:02:00 -0700

FSB Early Graphics!
People love browsing my Flickr repository, I'm now working on #2, here is #1: Enjoy!To go to it click "Ballmerrules"
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:35:00 -0700

More Mystery About Steve Fossett!
Just when it looked like the search for Steve was completely over (he's been declared dead) some of his papers have popped up!...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:49:00 -0700

These Guys Were Vikings?
Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg with me in Oslo on Tuesday.I'm in Europe this week and am hating every minute of it! Unless...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:26:00 -0700

OPINION! OPINION! JUST A FAKE BLOGGER's OPINION!
In the last week I have lost $5,257,0126,784.62!... Yet do I look worried to you people? Not really, it's just money! (I...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:54:00 -0700

Bill Was Just Kidding People!
Sheesh!
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:33:00 -0700

Zune Outtage Notice.
The Zune service will be down for scheduled maintenance on Monday, September 29, 2008 from 12:01am Pacific Time, for up to 48...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:08:00 -0700

Cool Hand Luke dies!
Paul Newman has died at 83.What can I say? He was another hero of mine, he was Cool Hand Luke.I really liked this guy, I don't...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:58:00 -0700

Churchill Club - The Rant!
I love it when we go to the Churchill Club and dress up like Winston, but at the end of the evening came the part where I have...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:58:00 -0700

Apple is a CULT People!
If you care about your children, keep them away from these things!I am not evil
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:07:00 -0700

Vista Got Me Busy, Boyz in da Hizzy! Uh, Ye-ah!
The PR guys suggested that I update my image in order to "touch" the urban kids that came to the Microsoft Campus for...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:45:00 -0700

This Was Funny!

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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:07:00 -0700

Blast at the Churchill Club!
It's good to be rich!I'm the special speaker and guest of honor at the Churchill Club! The cream de la cream of Silicon...
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Steve Ballmer posted a blog entry

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:41:00 -0700

Castro Endorses Vista!
"Hola' mis amigos, El Comandante en Jefe, Fidel Castro dice que él ama panorama y que pedirá la nación entera para...
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