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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:24:00 -0800

French Prostitutes
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided...
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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:18:00 -0800

Viagra and Food
Viagra and FoodA woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, aslice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and...
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Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:17:00 -0800

The Beautiful Teacher
The Beautiful TeacherA pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.Taking him aside after class one day, she asked,...
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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:10:00 -0800

Blonde accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a...
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Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:59:00 -0700

Really Bad Day
A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."The guy says, "Am I...
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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:57:00 -0700

Rancher John
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper...
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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:16:00 -0700

Halloween Jokes
Halloween JokesQ. What do ghosts have in their noses? A. Boo- gersQ. What does the devil keep between his legs? A.Great balls...
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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:02:00 -0700

Blonde and a Boat
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through...
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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:56:00 -0700

Doggy Style
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard. The driver says: "That is great. Me and...
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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:55:00 -0700

Punctuation
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day....
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Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:13:00 -0700

10 Halloween Jokes: Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...1. So...What'd you get in the sack?2. Once you get under the sheet,...
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Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:11:00 -0700

Retirement bonus
Retirement bonusThe Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any...
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Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:14:00 -0700

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the...
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Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:21:00 -0700

The Lie Detector Robot
The Lie Detector RobotJohn was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago...
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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:04:00 -0700

Mole Jokes
Mole JokesEverything you ever wanted to know about molesdemoleition - The destruction which moles bring about in your...
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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:03:00 -0700

Wife knows Best
Wife knows BestA husband is watching footie when his wife interrupts, "Honey, the hallway light has been flickering for weeks....
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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:03:00 -0700

Trust Mom
Trust MomBen invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's...
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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:48:00 -0700

Sexy Secretary
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he...
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Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:01:00 -0700

Peanuts
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old...
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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:17:00 -0700

The afterlife
The afterlifeA couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.Their biggest...
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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:59:00 -0700

An Absolutely Brilliant Story, ENJOY!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in...
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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:54:00 -0700

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making...
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