Joke---Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it! Wife: You wear shorts! :)

97 year old skydiver. A very inspirational story. Http: / / djgreetings. com/ news. aspx? newsid=896146

Good morning! Joke of the Day: Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let us start with your bank account. :) DJ

Joke of the Day: Policeman: Can you give me description of your missing bank teller? Bank manager: she's about 5 feet tall and $250,000 short. :) DJ. Happy Friday!

Hi good morning DJGreeters. Those who have twitter, follow djgreetings. Joke of the Day: A couple is lying on bed. The husband says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world. The wife says, "I'm going to miss you." :) DJ

Good morning DJGreeters. Here's our joke of the day. Joke: Two drunks were walking home along a railway. The first drunk says "There's a hell of a lot of steps in here". The second drunk says "I'll tell you what's worse. This handrail is bloody too low. " :) DJ

Joke of the day: "Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." ... "Yes sir, it is fresh ground." :) DJ

Good morning: Joke of the Day: Love they neighbor all through the day. But first make sure that her husband's away. :)

Joke of the Day: in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. :) DJ

Joke of the day: I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar. :) DJ